A BRIDGE AMONG TWO NATIONS (18/?)
Title: A Bridge Among Two Nations
Rating: R for sexuality techniques.
Pairing: Schnidal (Bernd Schneider/Arturo Vidal)
Character crew: Bernd Schneider, Arturo Vidal, Bruno Labbadia, Gonzalo Castro, Tranquillo Barnetta,Joachim Löw feat. Deutsche Nationalmannschaft. (This part: Torsten Frings and Oliver Neuville)
Disclaimer: F.I.C.T.I.O.N
Warning: Some slang and swearing.Unbetaed.
Summary: Sometimes love is a bridge for communication among two totally different nations.
In this part - Torsten and Oliver will teach some techniques to Bernd and Arturo for dealing with moaning without abusing of throat and hyperventilation.
Previously
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15
Part 16
Part 17
Now is legal!! DAYUM! (Do you see the number?)
Bernd went to Torsten's home to tell everything happened at his house, less about the threesome which induced their first time.
He was talking wonders about Arturo... all were praises and more praises...
But he got a problem: his moanings were made with his throat and not with lungs, which made a partial disphony, despite his well-arch-known voice tune
"Well... he knows about some techniques. Don't tell anyone, but this guy... has the same voice-tune as you and he taught me breathing techniques to deal with it. One more tip: He taught Micha how to moan. And more: despite of oxygen consumption saving, he can be near 3 hours under sheets.
"Holy shit! Are you talking about Neuville...don't you?"
"Hmhm..." Torsten said affirming with his head.
"Well...gimme his phone number or mail...for contacting him...wow! Holy... I thought that---moaning was just...
an innate reaction."
"If you want to moan like porno movies, you're really fucked up. Even you can end mute...you abuse so much of your throat..." Frings quotes.
"Really? How can you prove it?"
"Your voice right now is almost faded away. But you're recovering."
"Thank God I don't snore" Schnix said.
"But Micha...snores worse than a beagle. Put him with a beagle dog and you'll obtain a chorus..."
Bernd laughed.
"What about Arturo?"
"Well...he moans really acute."
"Hmmm...prove it. Philipp is the champion!" Frings quotes.
"Shit...!!" Schneider giggles "I thought that Arturo was the only one."
"Well...write to him and he'll teach you how to do it."
"Ok...tchüs, Torsten!"
"Frieden, Bernd."
"Paz,hermano" Bernd said.Torsten stays perplexed.
"Sh...! D...do you speak Spanish? You sound so sexy when you speak it...! You've got skillz!"
"Actually,Frings, I'm improving.And my heart is the responsible."
"Auf widerhesen!"
"Paz, hermano" Bernd replied.
Frings laughed till he couldn't stand anymore. Not joking about Bernd's pronounciation. He was laughing 'cause he couldn't believe that Bernd spoke a word in Spanish.
Oliver Neuville is the sexual trainer of several couples around the Mannschaft, which features from Micha and Torsten till Tim and Per.
He uses a modern technique called 'transorgasmic sexuality' in which combines many Eastern techniques like KamaSutra or Tantra, specially refered about breathing control.
Also he has his own theory: he believes that moanings are coming from diaphragma and not the throat. That porno movies are just an exageration.
The most famous teachings featured Philipp Lahm. His well-known voice made him mostly fade away his voice to moan and many people thought that Philipp didn't feel anything because he couldn't produce sounds. Laying back was his problem 'cause he coughed...
Oliver taught Philipp to control breathing and just use a tiny proportion of vocal cords plus lungs.
The result was incredible: the moanings Torsten quoted to Bernd.
Also, the other case was Michael.
The first time with Torsten sucked because he abused of his throat, causing a sound like a roar...and also snored, sounding like the famous pig noise.Torsten didn't liked it and stopped before anything.
For correct snoring while taking a breath to moan, Oliver made Micha to buy a patch for the nose. The shape of his nose was the cause of that stubborn noise. And even he made exercises with his nose for expanding them and not depend so much of the patches for having sex.
Then, he taught Micha to use the stomach and just a tiny part of the famous 'Adam's nut' to produce a sound, which makes a moaning mimetized into panting.
Results: Now he rocks at bed with Torsten.
Other successful case is Tim Borowski and Per Mertesacker, but not with breathing techinques, but about an intercourse in tall people.
Oliver taught them how to spread legs without looking grotesque. As Per has longer legs than Boro, Neuville taught him to 'hug' Tim with his legs and his hands only holding his neck.
This was called 'feet hug' by their colleagues. Many had tried, but only few has success.
And one more tip. He has a hidden talent: Neuville is an actor and writer.
Even he's thinking about making a workshop inside the Mannschaft for acting a theatrical
play about a footballer's outing. The plot was written during WM 2006, but it was never represented.
Now is time to make history. For the first time, Oliver will deal with one who has almost the same voice and also
his couple is a man too, but he comes from the farthest country ever: Chile.
But he'll not be alone.
For the first time, Torsten will be a breathing trainer. And he'll teaching no one more than Arturo.
The contacts are made.
Two days later, they appeared.
"Hallo..."
"Hallo...Arturo Vidal?"
"Ja..."
"My name's Oliver Neuville is you wanna know. It's not in the German way...
"Aw...ok. By the way, I had that mistake. Thanks for correcting me..." Arturo said shaking Oliver's hand.
"He likes to perform and writing plays" Bernd whispers to Arturo.
"Bernd!"
"Oliver!"
The two 'smokers' were speaking around. Arturo liked that sound bath.And he demonstrates it with grinning.
"Excuse me, Oliver...I know it sounds silly but...are you German?"
"Why?"
"'Cause your German is really diferent from Bernd's..."
"Nope!" he exclaims in English using a Timbaland's skit,including imitating sound inflexion "I'm from Locarno,Switzerland"
"Aw! K...sorry for my ignorance" Arturo replies.
"Each day you learn something new.Don't worry about it" he said while touching Vidal's friseur.
"Well...I heard you had a problem with...certain noises...produced under certain circumstances" Neuville said.
"By the way, yeah" Arturo giggles "He's disphonic...you know what I'm talking about."
Neuville grinned and said:
"You're so clever, Southamerican!"
"I'm from Chile.So I'm Chilean..."
"Es tut mir wirklich leid...Chilean...you're really clever..."
"I understand German...! Don't look at me like---"
"Schhh, ruhig,Vidal..." Neuville said in his particular pronounciation despite his particular origin. "Well, let's begin with a question... ähm...Bernd?"
"Ja?"
"Can you tell me... what do you love from Arturo... is he a good lover for you?"
"In which sense,Olli?"
"In private matters?"
"Aber natürlich!"
"Well, I love from Arturo his courage, his passion...bravery...the way how he face the great deals of that.
I don't know...I can tell you a lot of things ordered in a huge list."
"Ok...do you like his voice tune? It's very acute for his age."
"Ich liebe es"
"Warum?"
"'Cause is sweet for my ears...his crawl-talk, lack of modulation sometimes. But I still love it."
"Lack of modulation? Hey du, Vidal! Sprach deutsch?"
"Ja!
My name's Arturo Vidal. I'm twenty two years old. I'm from Santiago de Chile.
I was part of the U-20 Chilean National Team which played in Canada in 2007."
"Hmmm...yeah, you're right, Schnix. Good diagnose. In some words his modulation gets lost. Specially when he
says the word 'Nationalmannschaft'
A U-20 World Cup in Canada?? Wow!! I didn't know about it."
Schnix winks, so as Arturo.
"Well, I can deal with smoker voice. I have the trainer for you...Torsten!!"
"Torsten?"
"Arturo?"
"Ja?"
"Ja..."
"Ok,Arturo, let's go on with this. I'll be your trainer, so as Oliver with Bernd."
"But you haven't the voice like...me! Wait a minute!" Arturo said in German.
"But I'll teach you...you know" he said winking.
"¡Noooooooooooooooo!"
"Well...let's go on with the questions. So, Bernd... did Arturo have problems?"
"Problems...ehmm...bedroom problems?"
"Well, we're footballers, we're men, no trouble for dealing with it...so, I can say yes."
Arturo frowns.
"No...si este hueón la lleva...¡me hizo gozarrrrr!"
"Arturo, sprach Deutsch. Olli doesn't understand..."
"Well...I can understand that you haven't any bedroom problems..."
"Nein,nein!" Arturo objects.
"Was,Arturo? Can you tell me something? Go, say it."
Bernd didn't want to talk about Bruno's raping against Arturo. But at the same time he was taking advantage that
Arturo's sex attack wasn't part of the Silence vows inside Bayer.
At the same time, Neuville's voice made Arturo inspire trust.
"I was...I was...well..is not easy to say it...
I was...you know...ahm, me obligaron.
Ähm...someone raped me before my first time with Bernd Schneider."
Arturo hesistates because he hadn't the concept of 'raping' in German... it wasn't easy for him to translate such sad story.
"Who? Can you say it? Or are you threatened?"
"Nein Olli. I have enough balls to say it. Bruno Labbadia." he said, this time with the right pronounciation.
"HOLY SHIT! That mother fucker. I know that man had something bad inside...! Huh!
He was arrested for Sascha's cause, but now he's released."
"He left me so bad. Even I couldn't distinguish shower's nudity of the intimate one. I was really ashamed Oliver.
Forgive me to telling this---but my love for Bernie is stronger than I thought..."
"Did you moaned or something?"
"Obviously"
"Well...let's prove if your love for Bernd really made you stronger...close your eyes.Take a deep breath...
imagine you're with him...in that moment...
Bernd... lean him back, please..."
Arturo began to moan in acting mode, while Bernd's leaning back...
"Ough, I feel dizzy..." he giggles.
"Hmmm...nothing wrong for someone who suffered a sad event like this... but it's normal to feel dizzy.
It's because your C O 2 [sic] is expelled more times than you breath oxygen.*
Does this happen to you...for real?"
"Well, nope."
"Torsten knows the real deal... Lutscher...?"
"Ja, Arturo. You exhale too much. Let's enrich this with oxygen.
Bernd...help me... touch with your handpalm Arturo's 'Adam's nut' k??"
Schnix obeyed the instruction.
"It's almost...tiny..." the Thuringian giggles.
"¿Y? ¿Y?"
"Y..."
"¿Y?"
"K...aufhören!" Torsten said in 'teacher mode' "Arturo...moan"
Arturo moans...
"Pant"
He obeys the instruction.
"Whine..."
Arturo made some exagerated moanings...almost like porno movies.
"Aw, ok.Alright..."
"I felt vibration and the Adam's nut going up and down, and the lack of it when made...the last noise."
"Good...good.Your turn, Arturo."
"K..."
Arturo put the hand on Bernd's throat.
"¡Oh, la media nuez loco!" Arturo laughs for Bernd's Adam's nut or hyoid bone's size. "¡Qué loco!"
"K, Bernd...let's go. Moan"
Bernd moaned.
"Oh, hueón caliente..." Arturo whispers plus grinning.
"Pant..."
Bernd made it.
"Whine..."
"Ahhh,ahhh" Bernd did.
"Yeah...right...what did you felt, Arturo??"
"It vibrates a lot.I can feel his voice in my hand. Can I tell you something. Bernd is really hot!!" Vidal pointed followed by a blush. "¡Oh, me puse colorao!"
"Ja, Arturo."
"¡No me hablí más que la voz tuya me deja loco!" Arturo quoted followed by laughter.
Torsten hugs Arturo.
"That's totally normal... everyone likes Bernd's voice. It's true. Sounded so sexy."
[The expression Arturo said means in English: "Don't talk to me anymore 'cause your voice drives me crazy!"]
"Well, Arturo, let's keep doing this...don't be nervous. Soon you'll rock, like me" Torsten whispered at the end. "Oliver?"
"Aw, k... now this exercise is really difficult. I know you're newbies, but is the first ever learnt. It's called 'Air in Backwards'.
Why this is called like this?
For this"
Oliver lays back his neck, making a visual graphic of a certain position of pleasure expression.
Torsten made the other part, like caressing his chest.
"This is really used. Most part has the air blocked in this position. Sometimes they end coughing and it tottally turns them off.
You see what I mean. Torsten...go.If you want more realism, take my T-Shirt off."
Torsten obeyed to the teacher's command.
"Do it, Lutscher. Pupils, look at my hyoid bone carefully"
Torsten began to act like beggining the...act...Oliver began to moan for showing them how to do it. He just exhales, making the noise release.
"Wow, you didn't swallowed saliva or anything...and...that part, your nut or...hyoid bone... is going up and down without obstacles."
"Right, Schnix. But...what about my lungs? My diaphragma...take a look again... Frings...?"
Frings began to touch Oliver and kissing his belly button laying down on his knees...
"Awww, I can really see that you use this part" Vidal quotes putting the hands on his ribs.
"Shut up and let himself go" Bernd whispers.
Frings indicates with a gesture for listening to him. Exhaling, for making the noise release... as he did before.
Also Oliver uses his nose for taking air and continue.
"Good, Frings.Good. Rest."
He takes a bow and Schnix grins and makes a tiny wink.
"What did you saw?"
"I...I saw clearly your ribs...expand...you know. You didn't made any of...'uh' or 'ah'" Arturo replies.
"Ooook...you, Schnix?"
"You didn't used your throat...You took air with your nose. You didn't made this..." Schnix said taking air with his mouth wide open.
"That's the big secret!" Neuville says putting emphasis in the first word "You must make the air intake with your nose. You breath air through the nose, and you expell
it through your mouth... you make this logical thing, laying back.So! Frings?"
"Ja?"
"Take Arturo... and I'll proceed with Bernd."
"Ok"
Bernd and Oliver. Torsten and Arturo.
"Take off your T-Shirt"
"Ok."
"Easy.It's just for...educational purposes" Torsten says.
"Kein problem,Torsten" Arturo giggles with nerves.
"Lay back your neck, the most you can" Torsten says to Arturo. "See? Your trachea and larynx are straighten up. Say 'Aaaa'"
Arturo made the 'A' sound.
And then began to almost choke.
"See? You cannot even say a word 'cause you are lying back and the air gets blocked.Well...pant when I count to three...ok?"
"K..."
"Eins,zwei,drei..."
Arturo began to pant continuously...
"Ough...I feel dizzy once more.Excuse me, Torsten"
"No problem. You didn't used the nose for breathing. You should make some, then take air, and go on."
"Well...before anything!" Oliver interrupts "Let's get warm...you and him are really apart...Bernd,Arturo...!"
"Ja?" both said.
"Come closer,both of you" Neuville says "it's very important to get closer, as a couple.
You should know each other...better than possible.You should know your soul, the air you breath,the word you speak, the skin you touch.
That's the reason of this exercise.
As my mentor said once: 'If you share the air you breath, you're closer to be one'"
"Sex is not about satisfying a need. It's about getting closer to each other, breaking limits and even rules" Torsten said "For one reason, the man says 'make love'.
Make love is about erase differences of every kind.Doesn't matter the skin color. It's a shield, created by two people. No one can break that shield.
You achieve the point of no return. Those sounds we are teaching, are the sounds of the Universal Language of Love" he said extracting a skit from Bernd in that
night for the WM-Quali.
The 'Mentor' Neuville always mention is Joachim Löw.
Joachim was so amazed with the path he took with Jürgen that he wanted to teach everyone in the Mannschaft about sexuality. Even he did a conference once, but
the DFB made a warning letter of not 'spreading practices against morality and the image the players project'.
After that letter, he began to talk with Oliver about the philosophical sense of human sexuality and
he taught these approaching exercises, with tantrical influences, like the one exposed coming up
next...
"Put your handpalms together.Close your eyes." Oliver said. "Take air through the nose, and expell it through the mouth...like this" he says after making the move.
Both are breathing as Neuville said.The sound bath was really wonderful. Didn't mattered the voice tune. Vidal and Schneider were breathing like any human being.
The Swiss-German didn't said anything. He was wondered about it. So as Torsten.
"Good.Good.Now, take your hands... once more... inhale and exhale like you did before."
Slowly, both are going their hands down till holding them.
With eyes closed, both were breathing slowly...until Torsten says:
"If you don't look at the eyes, it's because the one is taking the back of the other. Don't be afraid if you don't look at the eyes...you can still feel the sound of
life...Bernd, hold Arturo at the back and make the same exercise as before.Just close your eyes and listen to yourself. Share the air."
The exercise was successful. Torsten wanted to keep the teaching protocol, but he bit his lips thinking about him and Micha...and he loves the mixture. Now
he can say that he's on Bernd's shoes.Now he understands the reason why Bernd was holding the Chilean flag after the match...the reason why he was crying at the
shower holding it...
"Good. Now...let's have a silence moment. Express everything you feel through silence. Let your mind speak."
Bernd contemplated Arturo and viceversa. Caressing each other's face was a really nice and enviable picture. Neuville nicely grinned while watching them.
"For finishing this exercise, please proceed, Bernd."
Bernd just kissed the tip of Arturo's lips. With that, the exercise was complete.
They get separated once more.
Bernd was face to face with Oliver and Torsten with Arturo, like before the warming.
"Well, Oliver...let's go...Arturo, watch" he says to the Chilean.
"Ok, Bernd. Lay back..."
Bernd laid back the neck closing his eyes.
"Breath through the nose as you did before..."
The Thuringian began to inhale and exhale with his neck completely back.
"Now, pant..."
He begins to do it. He doesn't fail...he was making air intake when it was time.
Then Oliver presses Bernd's ribs. The stomach was taking its place...then he releases...and once more.
"Moan" Torsten commands.
Bernd began to moan in a particular way, following Oliver's indications: lack of use of vocal cords, no throat use.
"Wow, Bernd! Good. Take a break...but watch Arturo..."
"Ok...Torsten?"
"Ja...Bernd...watch Arturo..."
"I'll do"
"Arturo, lay back."
Vidal lays back his neck. He winks to Bernd.He just make a slight grin.
"You watched Bernd how he done that. Remember to take air through the nose and the rest is history."
Torsten gets down on his knees, taking his waist.
Arturo began to make the breathing exercise.
Bernd really liked it...but he keeps the attention on the exercise.
"Pant" Torsten says.
He makes the same move as Oliver did with Bernie.Arturo uses his stomach...an innate reaction for ribs pressing.
Also, he made another move. He stands up and slightly presses his trachea. He puts the Chilean to the test.
He keeps doing it...without a problem.
Then other move Frings makes. He presses Arturo's noseholes, blocking the air. He continues...
"Moan"
Arturo began to moan in the same way as Olli's. Deeper breath.
"Ahhh..." Torsten says.
Arturo makes a tiny noise.
"Good, Arturo! Rest, Chilean. Very well done!"
Then Olli repeats the same moves with Bernd, now in the tiny vocalization Arturo releases.
"And now, we'll put you to the test...as a couple"
"Ok, Bernd" Torsten said "Kiss Arturo's neck really softly...Hold him tight..."
Bernd caresses Arturo really softly.Then he sucks his neck really careful... Arturo lays back, and obeys every instruction...
he touches Bernd's hair for making the role changing through soft kisses...when the transition was made, Arturo repeats the move with Bernie.
He felt pleased, so he followed the techniques and the sound was really nice...
"Awwww...!! Ok, ok... well done, well done! Everything's clear? Questions?"
"For now, no questions...danke" Schnix replied.
"What about you, Arturo?"
"Yeah, I felt like dizzy, but then it faded away. Torsten's right. So as you, Oliver. It was beautiful the exercise you taught us.I'm really clear about all.
No questions, Olli. No questions,Torsten. ¡Grande!" Arturo exclaims in Spanish hugging Torsten with poking on his back included.
"Oh, Arturo..."
"I'm very thankful for this exercise. I loved the warming exercise" he said.
"But remember. First apply everything I taught you.It's a sort of prelude."
"Thanks,Olli.Learning is endless."
"Peace,Oliver..."
"Peace,Arturo..."
They said goodbye and left the place.
"I have a question for you,Arturo..."
"Was?"
"Why did you said peace to Olli? He's not...used to those greetings..."
"It's a Tranquill-esque way of talk, but that's how I express myself with an experienced man."
"You're always making your thing messing the established around here...that's the reason why I love you..."
"Gimme anotha reason why, Bernie."
"There are a lot of them...but it's an infinite list..."
"Awww,Bernie..." he ends cuddling the German.
Cuddlings, leaning backs... that's how the class ended.
But this is the first of many classes they'll have...
At least during oral sex it worked. Bernd didn't messed up his voice. The techniques are really working thanks to Oliver Neuville and Torsten Frings.
t.b.c/t.s.c 04/26/2009
Rating: R for sexuality techniques.
Pairing: Schnidal (Bernd Schneider/Arturo Vidal)
Character crew: Bernd Schneider, Arturo Vidal, Bruno Labbadia, Gonzalo Castro, Tranquillo Barnetta,Joachim Löw feat. Deutsche Nationalmannschaft. (This part: Torsten Frings and Oliver Neuville)
Disclaimer: F.I.C.T.I.O.N
Warning: Some slang and swearing.Unbetaed.
Summary: Sometimes love is a bridge for communication among two totally different nations.
In this part - Torsten and Oliver will teach some techniques to Bernd and Arturo for dealing with moaning without abusing of throat and hyperventilation.
Previously
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15
Part 16
Part 17
Now is legal!! DAYUM! (Do you see the number?)
Bernd went to Torsten's home to tell everything happened at his house, less about the threesome which induced their first time.
He was talking wonders about Arturo... all were praises and more praises...
But he got a problem: his moanings were made with his throat and not with lungs, which made a partial disphony, despite his well-arch-known voice tune
"Well... he knows about some techniques. Don't tell anyone, but this guy... has the same voice-tune as you and he taught me breathing techniques to deal with it. One more tip: He taught Micha how to moan. And more: despite of oxygen consumption saving, he can be near 3 hours under sheets.
"Holy shit! Are you talking about Neuville...don't you?"
"Hmhm..." Torsten said affirming with his head.
"Well...gimme his phone number or mail...for contacting him...wow! Holy... I thought that---moaning was just...
an innate reaction."
"If you want to moan like porno movies, you're really fucked up. Even you can end mute...you abuse so much of your throat..." Frings quotes.
"Really? How can you prove it?"
"Your voice right now is almost faded away. But you're recovering."
"Thank God I don't snore" Schnix said.
"But Micha...snores worse than a beagle. Put him with a beagle dog and you'll obtain a chorus..."
Bernd laughed.
"What about Arturo?"
"Well...he moans really acute."
"Hmmm...prove it. Philipp is the champion!" Frings quotes.
"Shit...!!" Schneider giggles "I thought that Arturo was the only one."
"Well...write to him and he'll teach you how to do it."
"Ok...tchüs, Torsten!"
"Frieden, Bernd."
"Paz,hermano" Bernd said.Torsten stays perplexed.
"Sh...! D...do you speak Spanish? You sound so sexy when you speak it...! You've got skillz!"
"Actually,Frings, I'm improving.And my heart is the responsible."
"Auf widerhesen!"
"Paz, hermano" Bernd replied.
Frings laughed till he couldn't stand anymore. Not joking about Bernd's pronounciation. He was laughing 'cause he couldn't believe that Bernd spoke a word in Spanish.
Oliver Neuville is the sexual trainer of several couples around the Mannschaft, which features from Micha and Torsten till Tim and Per.
He uses a modern technique called 'transorgasmic sexuality' in which combines many Eastern techniques like KamaSutra or Tantra, specially refered about breathing control.
Also he has his own theory: he believes that moanings are coming from diaphragma and not the throat. That porno movies are just an exageration.
The most famous teachings featured Philipp Lahm. His well-known voice made him mostly fade away his voice to moan and many people thought that Philipp didn't feel anything because he couldn't produce sounds. Laying back was his problem 'cause he coughed...
Oliver taught Philipp to control breathing and just use a tiny proportion of vocal cords plus lungs.
The result was incredible: the moanings Torsten quoted to Bernd.
Also, the other case was Michael.
The first time with Torsten sucked because he abused of his throat, causing a sound like a roar...and also snored, sounding like the famous pig noise.Torsten didn't liked it and stopped before anything.
For correct snoring while taking a breath to moan, Oliver made Micha to buy a patch for the nose. The shape of his nose was the cause of that stubborn noise. And even he made exercises with his nose for expanding them and not depend so much of the patches for having sex.
Then, he taught Micha to use the stomach and just a tiny part of the famous 'Adam's nut' to produce a sound, which makes a moaning mimetized into panting.
Results: Now he rocks at bed with Torsten.
Other successful case is Tim Borowski and Per Mertesacker, but not with breathing techinques, but about an intercourse in tall people.
Oliver taught them how to spread legs without looking grotesque. As Per has longer legs than Boro, Neuville taught him to 'hug' Tim with his legs and his hands only holding his neck.
This was called 'feet hug' by their colleagues. Many had tried, but only few has success.
And one more tip. He has a hidden talent: Neuville is an actor and writer.
Even he's thinking about making a workshop inside the Mannschaft for acting a theatrical
play about a footballer's outing. The plot was written during WM 2006, but it was never represented.
Now is time to make history. For the first time, Oliver will deal with one who has almost the same voice and also
his couple is a man too, but he comes from the farthest country ever: Chile.
But he'll not be alone.
For the first time, Torsten will be a breathing trainer. And he'll teaching no one more than Arturo.
The contacts are made.
Two days later, they appeared.
"Hallo..."
"Hallo...Arturo Vidal?"
"Ja..."
"My name's Oliver Neuville is you wanna know. It's not in the German way...
"Aw...ok. By the way, I had that mistake. Thanks for correcting me..." Arturo said shaking Oliver's hand.
"He likes to perform and writing plays" Bernd whispers to Arturo.
"Bernd!"
"Oliver!"
The two 'smokers' were speaking around. Arturo liked that sound bath.And he demonstrates it with grinning.
"Excuse me, Oliver...I know it sounds silly but...are you German?"
"Why?"
"'Cause your German is really diferent from Bernd's..."
"Nope!" he exclaims in English using a Timbaland's skit,including imitating sound inflexion "I'm from Locarno,Switzerland"
"Aw! K...sorry for my ignorance" Arturo replies.
"Each day you learn something new.Don't worry about it" he said while touching Vidal's friseur.
"Well...I heard you had a problem with...certain noises...produced under certain circumstances" Neuville said.
"By the way, yeah" Arturo giggles "He's disphonic...you know what I'm talking about."
Neuville grinned and said:
"You're so clever, Southamerican!"
"I'm from Chile.So I'm Chilean..."
"Es tut mir wirklich leid...Chilean...you're really clever..."
"I understand German...! Don't look at me like---"
"Schhh, ruhig,Vidal..." Neuville said in his particular pronounciation despite his particular origin. "Well, let's begin with a question... ähm...Bernd?"
"Ja?"
"Can you tell me... what do you love from Arturo... is he a good lover for you?"
"In which sense,Olli?"
"In private matters?"
"Aber natürlich!"
"Well, I love from Arturo his courage, his passion...bravery...the way how he face the great deals of that.
I don't know...I can tell you a lot of things ordered in a huge list."
"Ok...do you like his voice tune? It's very acute for his age."
"Ich liebe es"
"Warum?"
"'Cause is sweet for my ears...his crawl-talk, lack of modulation sometimes. But I still love it."
"Lack of modulation? Hey du, Vidal! Sprach deutsch?"
"Ja!
My name's Arturo Vidal. I'm twenty two years old. I'm from Santiago de Chile.
I was part of the U-20 Chilean National Team which played in Canada in 2007."
"Hmmm...yeah, you're right, Schnix. Good diagnose. In some words his modulation gets lost. Specially when he
says the word 'Nationalmannschaft'
A U-20 World Cup in Canada?? Wow!! I didn't know about it."
Schnix winks, so as Arturo.
"Well, I can deal with smoker voice. I have the trainer for you...Torsten!!"
"Torsten?"
"Arturo?"
"Ja?"
"Ja..."
"Ok,Arturo, let's go on with this. I'll be your trainer, so as Oliver with Bernd."
"But you haven't the voice like...me! Wait a minute!" Arturo said in German.
"But I'll teach you...you know" he said winking.
"¡Noooooooooooooooo!"
"Well...let's go on with the questions. So, Bernd... did Arturo have problems?"
"Problems...ehmm...bedroom problems?"
"Well, we're footballers, we're men, no trouble for dealing with it...so, I can say yes."
Arturo frowns.
"No...si este hueón la lleva...¡me hizo gozarrrrr!"
"Arturo, sprach Deutsch. Olli doesn't understand..."
"Well...I can understand that you haven't any bedroom problems..."
"Nein,nein!" Arturo objects.
"Was,Arturo? Can you tell me something? Go, say it."
Bernd didn't want to talk about Bruno's raping against Arturo. But at the same time he was taking advantage that
Arturo's sex attack wasn't part of the Silence vows inside Bayer.
At the same time, Neuville's voice made Arturo inspire trust.
"I was...I was...well..is not easy to say it...
I was...you know...ahm, me obligaron.
Ähm...someone raped me before my first time with Bernd Schneider."
Arturo hesistates because he hadn't the concept of 'raping' in German... it wasn't easy for him to translate such sad story.
"Who? Can you say it? Or are you threatened?"
"Nein Olli. I have enough balls to say it. Bruno Labbadia." he said, this time with the right pronounciation.
"HOLY SHIT! That mother fucker. I know that man had something bad inside...! Huh!
He was arrested for Sascha's cause, but now he's released."
"He left me so bad. Even I couldn't distinguish shower's nudity of the intimate one. I was really ashamed Oliver.
Forgive me to telling this---but my love for Bernie is stronger than I thought..."
"Did you moaned or something?"
"Obviously"
"Well...let's prove if your love for Bernd really made you stronger...close your eyes.Take a deep breath...
imagine you're with him...in that moment...
Bernd... lean him back, please..."
Arturo began to moan in acting mode, while Bernd's leaning back...
"Ough, I feel dizzy..." he giggles.
"Hmmm...nothing wrong for someone who suffered a sad event like this... but it's normal to feel dizzy.
It's because your C O 2 [sic] is expelled more times than you breath oxygen.*
Does this happen to you...for real?"
"Well, nope."
"Torsten knows the real deal... Lutscher...?"
"Ja, Arturo. You exhale too much. Let's enrich this with oxygen.
Bernd...help me... touch with your handpalm Arturo's 'Adam's nut' k??"
Schnix obeyed the instruction.
"It's almost...tiny..." the Thuringian giggles.
"¿Y? ¿Y?"
"Y..."
"¿Y?"
"K...aufhören!" Torsten said in 'teacher mode' "Arturo...moan"
Arturo moans...
"Pant"
He obeys the instruction.
"Whine..."
Arturo made some exagerated moanings...almost like porno movies.
"Aw, ok.Alright..."
"I felt vibration and the Adam's nut going up and down, and the lack of it when made...the last noise."
"Good...good.Your turn, Arturo."
"K..."
Arturo put the hand on Bernd's throat.
"¡Oh, la media nuez loco!" Arturo laughs for Bernd's Adam's nut or hyoid bone's size. "¡Qué loco!"
"K, Bernd...let's go. Moan"
Bernd moaned.
"Oh, hueón caliente..." Arturo whispers plus grinning.
"Pant..."
Bernd made it.
"Whine..."
"Ahhh,ahhh" Bernd did.
"Yeah...right...what did you felt, Arturo??"
"It vibrates a lot.I can feel his voice in my hand. Can I tell you something. Bernd is really hot!!" Vidal pointed followed by a blush. "¡Oh, me puse colorao!"
"Ja, Arturo."
"¡No me hablí más que la voz tuya me deja loco!" Arturo quoted followed by laughter.
Torsten hugs Arturo.
"That's totally normal... everyone likes Bernd's voice. It's true. Sounded so sexy."
[The expression Arturo said means in English: "Don't talk to me anymore 'cause your voice drives me crazy!"]
"Well, Arturo, let's keep doing this...don't be nervous. Soon you'll rock, like me" Torsten whispered at the end. "Oliver?"
"Aw, k... now this exercise is really difficult. I know you're newbies, but is the first ever learnt. It's called 'Air in Backwards'.
Why this is called like this?
For this"
Oliver lays back his neck, making a visual graphic of a certain position of pleasure expression.
Torsten made the other part, like caressing his chest.
"This is really used. Most part has the air blocked in this position. Sometimes they end coughing and it tottally turns them off.
You see what I mean. Torsten...go.If you want more realism, take my T-Shirt off."
Torsten obeyed to the teacher's command.
"Do it, Lutscher. Pupils, look at my hyoid bone carefully"
Torsten began to act like beggining the...act...Oliver began to moan for showing them how to do it. He just exhales, making the noise release.
"Wow, you didn't swallowed saliva or anything...and...that part, your nut or...hyoid bone... is going up and down without obstacles."
"Right, Schnix. But...what about my lungs? My diaphragma...take a look again... Frings...?"
Frings began to touch Oliver and kissing his belly button laying down on his knees...
"Awww, I can really see that you use this part" Vidal quotes putting the hands on his ribs.
"Shut up and let himself go" Bernd whispers.
Frings indicates with a gesture for listening to him. Exhaling, for making the noise release... as he did before.
Also Oliver uses his nose for taking air and continue.
"Good, Frings.Good. Rest."
He takes a bow and Schnix grins and makes a tiny wink.
"What did you saw?"
"I...I saw clearly your ribs...expand...you know. You didn't made any of...'uh' or 'ah'" Arturo replies.
"Ooook...you, Schnix?"
"You didn't used your throat...You took air with your nose. You didn't made this..." Schnix said taking air with his mouth wide open.
"That's the big secret!" Neuville says putting emphasis in the first word "You must make the air intake with your nose. You breath air through the nose, and you expell
it through your mouth... you make this logical thing, laying back.So! Frings?"
"Ja?"
"Take Arturo... and I'll proceed with Bernd."
"Ok"
Bernd and Oliver. Torsten and Arturo.
"Take off your T-Shirt"
"Ok."
"Easy.It's just for...educational purposes" Torsten says.
"Kein problem,Torsten" Arturo giggles with nerves.
"Lay back your neck, the most you can" Torsten says to Arturo. "See? Your trachea and larynx are straighten up. Say 'Aaaa'"
Arturo made the 'A' sound.
And then began to almost choke.
"See? You cannot even say a word 'cause you are lying back and the air gets blocked.Well...pant when I count to three...ok?"
"K..."
"Eins,zwei,drei..."
Arturo began to pant continuously...
"Ough...I feel dizzy once more.Excuse me, Torsten"
"No problem. You didn't used the nose for breathing. You should make some, then take air, and go on."
"Well...before anything!" Oliver interrupts "Let's get warm...you and him are really apart...Bernd,Arturo...!"
"Ja?" both said.
"Come closer,both of you" Neuville says "it's very important to get closer, as a couple.
You should know each other...better than possible.You should know your soul, the air you breath,the word you speak, the skin you touch.
That's the reason of this exercise.
As my mentor said once: 'If you share the air you breath, you're closer to be one'"
"Sex is not about satisfying a need. It's about getting closer to each other, breaking limits and even rules" Torsten said "For one reason, the man says 'make love'.
Make love is about erase differences of every kind.Doesn't matter the skin color. It's a shield, created by two people. No one can break that shield.
You achieve the point of no return. Those sounds we are teaching, are the sounds of the Universal Language of Love" he said extracting a skit from Bernd in that
night for the WM-Quali.
The 'Mentor' Neuville always mention is Joachim Löw.
Joachim was so amazed with the path he took with Jürgen that he wanted to teach everyone in the Mannschaft about sexuality. Even he did a conference once, but
the DFB made a warning letter of not 'spreading practices against morality and the image the players project'.
After that letter, he began to talk with Oliver about the philosophical sense of human sexuality and
he taught these approaching exercises, with tantrical influences, like the one exposed coming up
next...
"Put your handpalms together.Close your eyes." Oliver said. "Take air through the nose, and expell it through the mouth...like this" he says after making the move.
Both are breathing as Neuville said.The sound bath was really wonderful. Didn't mattered the voice tune. Vidal and Schneider were breathing like any human being.
The Swiss-German didn't said anything. He was wondered about it. So as Torsten.
"Good.Good.Now, take your hands... once more... inhale and exhale like you did before."
Slowly, both are going their hands down till holding them.
With eyes closed, both were breathing slowly...until Torsten says:
"If you don't look at the eyes, it's because the one is taking the back of the other. Don't be afraid if you don't look at the eyes...you can still feel the sound of
life...Bernd, hold Arturo at the back and make the same exercise as before.Just close your eyes and listen to yourself. Share the air."
The exercise was successful. Torsten wanted to keep the teaching protocol, but he bit his lips thinking about him and Micha...and he loves the mixture. Now
he can say that he's on Bernd's shoes.Now he understands the reason why Bernd was holding the Chilean flag after the match...the reason why he was crying at the
shower holding it...
"Good. Now...let's have a silence moment. Express everything you feel through silence. Let your mind speak."
Bernd contemplated Arturo and viceversa. Caressing each other's face was a really nice and enviable picture. Neuville nicely grinned while watching them.
"For finishing this exercise, please proceed, Bernd."
Bernd just kissed the tip of Arturo's lips. With that, the exercise was complete.
They get separated once more.
Bernd was face to face with Oliver and Torsten with Arturo, like before the warming.
"Well, Oliver...let's go...Arturo, watch" he says to the Chilean.
"Ok, Bernd. Lay back..."
Bernd laid back the neck closing his eyes.
"Breath through the nose as you did before..."
The Thuringian began to inhale and exhale with his neck completely back.
"Now, pant..."
He begins to do it. He doesn't fail...he was making air intake when it was time.
Then Oliver presses Bernd's ribs. The stomach was taking its place...then he releases...and once more.
"Moan" Torsten commands.
Bernd began to moan in a particular way, following Oliver's indications: lack of use of vocal cords, no throat use.
"Wow, Bernd! Good. Take a break...but watch Arturo..."
"Ok...Torsten?"
"Ja...Bernd...watch Arturo..."
"I'll do"
"Arturo, lay back."
Vidal lays back his neck. He winks to Bernd.He just make a slight grin.
"You watched Bernd how he done that. Remember to take air through the nose and the rest is history."
Torsten gets down on his knees, taking his waist.
Arturo began to make the breathing exercise.
Bernd really liked it...but he keeps the attention on the exercise.
"Pant" Torsten says.
He makes the same move as Oliver did with Bernie.Arturo uses his stomach...an innate reaction for ribs pressing.
Also, he made another move. He stands up and slightly presses his trachea. He puts the Chilean to the test.
He keeps doing it...without a problem.
Then other move Frings makes. He presses Arturo's noseholes, blocking the air. He continues...
"Moan"
Arturo began to moan in the same way as Olli's. Deeper breath.
"Ahhh..." Torsten says.
Arturo makes a tiny noise.
"Good, Arturo! Rest, Chilean. Very well done!"
Then Olli repeats the same moves with Bernd, now in the tiny vocalization Arturo releases.
"And now, we'll put you to the test...as a couple"
"Ok, Bernd" Torsten said "Kiss Arturo's neck really softly...Hold him tight..."
Bernd caresses Arturo really softly.Then he sucks his neck really careful... Arturo lays back, and obeys every instruction...
he touches Bernd's hair for making the role changing through soft kisses...when the transition was made, Arturo repeats the move with Bernie.
He felt pleased, so he followed the techniques and the sound was really nice...
"Awwww...!! Ok, ok... well done, well done! Everything's clear? Questions?"
"For now, no questions...danke" Schnix replied.
"What about you, Arturo?"
"Yeah, I felt like dizzy, but then it faded away. Torsten's right. So as you, Oliver. It was beautiful the exercise you taught us.I'm really clear about all.
No questions, Olli. No questions,Torsten. ¡Grande!" Arturo exclaims in Spanish hugging Torsten with poking on his back included.
"Oh, Arturo..."
"I'm very thankful for this exercise. I loved the warming exercise" he said.
"But remember. First apply everything I taught you.It's a sort of prelude."
"Thanks,Olli.Learning is endless."
"Peace,Oliver..."
"Peace,Arturo..."
They said goodbye and left the place.
"I have a question for you,Arturo..."
"Was?"
"Why did you said peace to Olli? He's not...used to those greetings..."
"It's a Tranquill-esque way of talk, but that's how I express myself with an experienced man."
"You're always making your thing messing the established around here...that's the reason why I love you..."
"Gimme anotha reason why, Bernie."
"There are a lot of them...but it's an infinite list..."
"Awww,Bernie..." he ends cuddling the German.
Cuddlings, leaning backs... that's how the class ended.
But this is the first of many classes they'll have...
At least during oral sex it worked. Bernd didn't messed up his voice. The techniques are really working thanks to Oliver Neuville and Torsten Frings.
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