A BRIDGE AMONG TWO NATIONS (6/?)
Title: A Bridge Among Two Nations
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Schnidal (Bernd Schneider/Arturo Vidal); Bruno Labbadia/Arturo Vidal. (And many more)
Character crew: Bernd Schneider, Arturo Vidal, Bruno Labbadia, Gonzalo Castro, Tranquillo Barnetta,Joachim Löw feat. Deutsche Nationalmannschaft.
Disclaimer: F.I.C.T.I.O.N
Warning: Threesomes, some foursomes, non-con.Some slang and swearing.Unbetaed.
Summary: Sometimes love is a bridge for communication among two totally different nations. In this part - Arturo speaks in English with Tranquillo for requesting help for some prank calls.
Previously
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Arturo speaks English, even his pronounciation isn't very well as he wish, he can handle with it.
It has been two weeks since the incident featuring René.All began when Arturo recieves a call at home.
"Who can be? Hmmm... hey, shut the fuck up!"
Arturo picks up the phone.
"Ja, Bernd?"
Loud laughing at the other side of the line.
"Hey du, Schnix...! Schnix? Hey!"
More laughing.
Suddenly, he undo the dialogue in many excuses, he apologizes in German remembering the day at the parking lot.
"Ich liebe dich. Es tut mir wirklich leid."
Then in Spanish asks: "¿Por qué te reí' tanto? ¿Ah?" (Why you're laughing so much? Huh?)
"Awww! So tender and sissy at the time"
"Fuck you!"
He hang up the line.
Ringing outside.
At the door, Bernd stands outside with hands in his pockets, wearing jeans and a "Werkself" black T-Shirt.
"¿Y vo'? ¿Qué hací aquí? ¡Vírate, ándate! ähmmm...raus hier, raus!"
"Arturo, lemme in"
"Nein!"
"Ja!"
"Nein!"
"Ja!"
"Nein, Schneider! Why you're making fun of me? Why do you teach me words and then you make fun of me at the phone?"
"I didn't done anything. What I've done to you?"
"Nothing, man.Nothing..."
"I'll never make fun of you"
"You're lying, Schneider"
"Nein!"
"Ja!"
"Nein!"
"Ja!
"Stay away, mother fucker!"
"I'll go, stupid. I'll go." Schnix says with anger.
"Sorta."
Bernd left Vidal's home, very angry.
The Chilean misunderstood his ear. He thought that Bernd called him.
At the next time he'll answer without saying his name.
Phone rings.
"Ja?"
Loud laughing once again.
Arturo didn't speak in German, so he forgot all the vocabulary increased thanks to Bernd...
"¡Ándate pa' tu casa que no te quiero ni ver, conchetumadre!" (Go home that I don't wanna see you, mother fucker!)
"You're such a fool" the other man says.
Laughs continued.
"¡No me llamí más, blancucho de mierda!"
More laughing.
Hang up.
Again ringing at home.
Bernd was still there knocking the door.
"Pleeze, Arturo...lemme in, pleeze, c'mon!"
"Nein, Bernd...nein!"
"Bitte. Believe me. I didn't called you."
"Are you sure?"
"Sure..."
"Raus hier...I don't believe you"
He kicks his car and gets in.Arturo enters to his house once more.
Meanwhile, Schnix opens his car's window.Arturo looks at him.
Bernd made the famous finger signal and Vidal answers him in the same way.
Cellphone call...
"Stop calling me, mother fucker!"
"Ah...do you speak English?"
"Not very well, but I can handle with it. You're such a mother fucker, Bernd Schneider"
The voice was laughing while Arturo was cursing.
"What!? What!?"
"You've got a cute voice... dude, sounds like a lady..."
"René Adler?"
TUT....TUT...TUT...
"DAAAYUM! Can be him? I'll ask Schnix. Nein! Don't mention it" says Arturo while knocking himself at the head.
He had another friend who understood him all the time.
"Ja?"
"Tranquillo?"
"Ja..."
"It's me, Arturo Vidal. Do you speak English?"
"Yes...Oh! Hello, Arturo! It's everything ok with Bernd?"
"Well, nope."
"Aw, man! What happened to you?"
"Man! He has two faces. He was laughing all the time by the phone."
"C'mon! Bernd is a honest man... he loves you... but it isn't polite, huh?"
"For wasting time, nope. Shoot the clock...for killing time. Well, I need help."
"For what?"
"I've got two phones. One upstairs, and another downstairs."
"So?"
"So, when it calls, I need you for hearing it, to prove it's true."
"How it sounds?" Barnetta asks.
"Hoarse" Vidal replies.
"Well, yeah. Uhm, I mean... yeh, Schnix sounds hoarse... but it's nice to our ears, specially yours."
Arturo blushes with this statement.
"The last time he called, I thought it was René, for the pitch and tune."
"So?"
"So, I need you to check it out if René's the one who called me all the time.I'm pissed off and tired of this"
"So, how are your wounds,man? I was worried 'bout you, so as Sascha" (Dum)
"Isn't so bad after all." Arturo answers "at least I can play, eat and drink.I was bleeding from a lip, now it stopped."
"Did you told it to the trainer?"
"Nein, Tranquillo"
"What you're waiting for? Just tell him."
"K, man. Go to my headquarters right now and I'll prove you it's true."
"I believe you, Arturo. Easy. K. See ya.Peace."
"Peace. Auf widerhesen!"
"Gute, Arturo...auf widerhesen!"
Arturo waits for Tranquillo for an hour and a half.Until ringing out the house.
"Vidal?"
"Barnetta!"
"What's up?"
"Yo, what's up, bro!?"
"Here am I for solving your problem... what are the pals for? By the way...your English is better than I thought"
"Aw, thanks, Tranquillo"
Celia Punk blushes with this statement.
Tranquillo enters to Arturo's home and he asks Barnetta to getting upstairs. The Swiss obeys his command.
One hour... two hours... two hours and a half later... and finally...
...the phone rings...
"Ja?"
"Do you love him?"
"Aber natürlich!"
"So...you learned more words. Congratulations, Vidal!"
"Danke schön!"
Laughing again...once more the same torture.
"Stop! Stop it!"
"Tell him to stuck his cock in your ass...man!"
"I didn't done that and I'll never will"
The same old laughing sequence... like a loop.
"Talk to me! Say something!" Arturo says in German.
The man at the phone laughs louder and hung up.
Tranquillo hangs up too.
When he realized the voice at the phone was René, he went downstairs really fast.
"Bang bang bang! Is da bomb, daaaaaaaayum!"
"What?"
"Don't you recognize Schnix's sound?"
"Yeh"
"Well...he's not da man on da phone"
"What!?
"It's the bad guy who punched you and Schnix the other night. Motherfucking Adler"
"God dammit! His laughter is very powerful. I thought of Bernd because of the voice cleareance... you noe...so loud and hoarse. I fucked up all,man.
He made me fuck up all. He made this thing" he says making the famous middle-finger gesture.
"Uh...bang! It isn't easy and clearly not polite after all"
"Thanks anyway"
"You're welcome"
The night falls while Tranquillo is leaving Arturo's house.
He looks at the window... the cars going on the street. But no one is Bernd's.
And Arturo is crying at the window...
tbc.02/17/2009
Part 7 coming soon... waiting for
karneol_vision 's translations... thanks for all,dearie, I hope you can handle with the content.
At least for me is very stressful...