( Anonymous note posted on Itachi's door. )

Kisame, someone wants to see you pronto. She's having daddy issues. Or, rather, issues with the absence of a proper father. When you get some time off, I'll tell her to go visit you in your room.

And Bessie, don't bother showing up. She thinks that mother figures eat their own young.

It has come to my attention that several things have gone missing from the kitchen during my excursion to the Village Hidden by Pitchforks. The comprehensive list is as follows, and my messages to those who stole them.

1. The waffle maker - I hope you figured the proper settings out. And which button to press. Clue, it's not the button that sends ( Read more... )

Sorry if I haven't been posting lately.

BUT!!!! I came across this meme and I thought of answering them as Zetsu. XD

So I refer to the Akatsuki members, not the muns, okie? The meme is "I.C."

( The Random Question Meme! )

Regardless of what (BESSIE) others may say of the situation, I believe that this punishment is uncalled for. No kitchen duty for four days? It. Is. Insane. If I didn’t run the risk of further increasing my punishment, I would revolt or barter. But… four days without the kitchen… *whimpers ( Read more... )

I'm gone for a few moments and Itachi manages to make a mockery of culinary art. Leader-sama, I'm asking for permission to seal off the kitchen and the pantry. Of course, you will be provided a key.

To wash off the taste of Itachi's torment, I bring you ( something that would make your heart skip a beat. )

Hey, Deidara!

You wanted to know where the candy stash was, right? Well, it's not exactly out in the open. In fact... it's pretty much buried. Like treasure. Buried treasure, except sweeter and could actually rot. But because you asked so nicely, here are the directions to the stash.

( Follow the yellow brick road... )

Actually, I was just messing with you all. Call me a bd actor, huh? HUH?The reason why I was gone for the past few days was that I went to my home country's annual bazaar. Every once in a while, they sell finely handicrafted cleavers, scaling wires, soup laddles, basically anything that can be used in the kitchen ( Read more... )

In light of Sir Leader's recent announcement ( Read more... )

I am displeased to announce that with the sheer amount of uneaten food we have in the fridge, we will be eating leftovers for the next three months. I suppose it wasn’t wise to get Kisame inebriated before he could consume half the holiday feast I prepared ( Read more... )