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[chef_on_stage]

I am displeased to announce that with the sheer amount of uneaten food we have in the fridge, we will be eating leftovers for the next three months. I suppose it wasn’t wise to get Kisame inebriated before he could consume half the holiday feast I prepared

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[sirleadersama]

I thought we 'took care of' the deer...

I will also keep my eyes on those three. Perhaps make them clean up the moss. I think that would be an efficient punishment. Then, we can cut it into little tabs and sell it on the black market. We'll make millions. Just look at what that stuff does to Itachi!

[chef_on_stage]

Then... that must mean... Pleasedon'ttellmewehavevampiremooseinthewoods.

... I doub't Itachi's means of "cleaing" the moss would be very helpful. And healthy. For the rest of us.

Now what would happen if we mix the moss with alcohol?

[sirleadersama]

It could explode. Or it could be the best mind trip you've ever had in your life.

...

We should test it on Hidan.

[chef_on_stage]

*emerges from laboratory*

The brew is ready, sir.

I doubt Hidan could be affected by a mind trip.

[utsuwa_paddle]

I am NOT LICKING ANYTHING, DAMNIT!

[chef_on_stage]

How come you never tell Kisame that?

[utsuwa_paddle]

I di--

HEY.

That's hitting below the belt. Literally.

[chef_on_stage]

Really. Well, I had to hit your brain. Good thing I did.

[big_bad_blue]

I hope I am not one of those three........

[chef_on_stage]

You're not. Not that you need to be. I don't need a reason to keep my X-ray and telescopic eyes on you, actually. *wink*

[big_bad_blue]

What's THAT supposed to mean?!

[chef_on_stage]

I like your towel size, Kisame. It's small enough to be revealing yet large enough to entice. Sorts of leaves nothing to the imagination yet tempts it at the same time.