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I just got a pair of Sevens for less than half the price.

I don't love my new job, but I do like it.

Edit: I just noticed that my four most recent entries have not just mentioned but featured jeans in some way. Other things are happening in my life, swear to god.

I fucking found them! It seems I was looking for a certain pair of underwear on Monday afternoon and ended up emptying the contents of my underwear drawer onto the closet floor. After I found the pair I was looking for I loaded all the other underwear back into the drawer and I must have grabbed Favorite Jeans by accident at the same time. (They ( Read more... )

My favorite jeans have now been missing for a total of five hours, counting from the time I started to look for them earlier tonight. I don't think I've ever been so frustrated. How in the world does a pair of jeans just disappear? I wore them yesterday and the day before that and the day before that, and before that I washed them. Before I washed ( Read more... )

Things:

The only reason Cory Kennedy looks cool in Mom Jeans is because she’s cool already. Also, she’s like 5’11” and weighs 110 pounds ( Read more... )

When preparing Chile Basil Tofu Noodles, do not fear the Fish Sauce. Embrace the Fish Sauce, however much it may suspiciously resemble Extract of Gym Sock to your offended nostrils. It knows what to do, this it promises. Do not overwhelm it with the juice of a large lime, when the recipe calls for only one tablespoon (albeit “heaping ( Read more... )

Summer is fully underway again, which means it's time to ride my bike everywhere, go swim in as many lakes as possible, and work my ass off. So far two out of three, because I'm still 75% unemployed (I was going to say totally, but I'm doing ten hours a week for Doctoral, so that's at least part of a job.) Thank god for savings and cheap Spokane ( Read more... )

I have a profound fear of owning anything heavy, bulky, unwieldy or useless. Despite this, I own many things that fall into one or more of those categories, the result being that I live in a perpetual state of anxiety. I hate moving above all things, but I also see it as a necessary cleansing process that must be occasionally undergone in order ( Read more... )

If Cory Kennedy knows what's good for her, she'll take this opportunity to swoop in and claim the title of Reigning Socialite Queen while Paris is in the pokey. That scene could use a little rich kid-hipster spice.

"Happy graduation," said the beautiful 17" MacBook Pro.

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