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[The body swap was a lot of laughs- even Gabriel has to admit he had fun. In fact, when he turns on the PCD, it's with a grin and a plan to be a complete bitch at everyone who spent the past week in total anguish. Once again, older siblings have found it best to keep him in the dark regarding certain things and so, once again, Gabriel is about to ( Read more... )

I guess it's safe to say our fearless leaders were getting sick of our corner of the world calling dibs on all the action. That or maybe this is my karmic justice for giving Rei a hard time about her cheerleading squad losing a few members in rapid succession.

The thing is... I'm not actually that bothered. Oh, sure, we're now one short to having a ( Read more... )

[Gabriel's a lot more placid than he was the last time he was affected in this way- for one thing, he's well aware of it and while he doesn't want to go around flaunting it, his family's become.... Well, insane would be the word for it. And someone needs to apologize for that.

Somehow this coming from a Gabriel in a suit with a vaguely droll ( Read more... )

[As the PCD comes on, Gabriel massages his forehead with the exasperation of someone whose limitless patience got used up ages ago. He has a whiskey decantur in front of him. He also has the remains of at least ten dead soldier Sweet 'n' Low packets.

....It's best not to imagine where said sweetener met its end. Suffice to say, no one besides ( Read more... )

 Anyone getting the sneaking suspicion that it sounds like a great night for an exorcism?

[Filtered to Rei]

I'm gonna say this in the least insulting way I possibly can. Are you a moron?

[Filtered to Jinx]

Get out. Of that house. Right now. If I have to risk my ass to come over there and drag you, so help me, kid, I will.

[Filtered to Castiel]

Keep Rei ( Read more... )

 [The PCD angles on the remains of... Well, what used to be a table, but now it's just a pile of charred ash. Alas, poor table. After a moment, Gabriel flips it around to reveal him looking THE SMUGGEST EVER.]

Anyone got an extra table lying around? Ours caught something and sadly had to be put down. [Obviously, he could just manifest a table, but ( Read more... )

[The fact that Gabriel's shut his big trap and turned to text for this post should HORRIFY ANYONE. Thanks for the hives, Jinx. He has lesions in places he didn't think his vessel HAD. :|]

I'm done. I'm out. Can I go home now? I think I hit my quota of misery and suffering.

 Okay. I knew most of you were idiots from the jump, but really? You're just gonna eat the sheep and shear the sheep and, for all I know, do unspeakable things with the sheep and not even wonder if this could go wrong even a little?

Bravo, gang. If you need me, I'll be over here, mocking your pain when this goes horribly wrong for you.

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 [In the most droll tone ever]

Hope everyone didn't forget their copies of the Zombie Survival Handbook.

[And then, cheerfully.]

But for all you "brave" souls out there that just have to go out and poke things and ignore every basic horror movie rule ever, here's a little mood music for you.

[And you thought the background music is over, but no. ( Read more... )