Aug 08, 2011 12:58
[The PCD angles on the remains of... Well, what used to be a table, but now it's just a pile of charred ash. Alas, poor table. After a moment, Gabriel flips it around to reveal him looking THE SMUGGEST EVER.]
Anyone got an extra table lying around? Ours caught something and sadly had to be put down. [Obviously, he could just manifest a table, but he's being a dick and you will all suffer for it.]
[BONUS NOT QUITE OFFLINE, BUT KINDA FOR JINX.]
[Jinx will find her room littered with rose petals and a note that says, "If it helps, pretend they're from Lucifer. I'm over telling you how to live your life, sweetness, and jacking off a dead horse is so not how I wanna spend my time here.
Just don't think you've gotten rid of me. We still got a bet going."]
[!] holy shit he's taking rei's advice,
[!] go back to whore island jinx,
[!] if you can't beat 'em...,
[!] revoking lucifer's v card,
[!] rei is the best buddhist bff ever,
[!] love the way you lie is a shitty son,
[!] no one rang a bell,
[!] trolling for the masses,
[!] trolling never looked so good,
[!] being a dick per usual,
[!] getting back the trickster way