May 23, 2011 23:40
[In the most droll tone ever]
Hope everyone didn't forget their copies of the Zombie Survival Handbook.
[And then, cheerfully.]
But for all you "brave" souls out there that just have to go out and poke things and ignore every basic horror movie rule ever, here's a little mood music for you.
[And you thought the background music is over, but no. Gabriel's blasting "It's the End of the World As We Know It" for you all to enjoy. Happy zombies, children.]
[Private to the Angel Brigade]
If one of you gets bitten, I draw so many lines at harvesting brains.
[!] uninvolved with this bullshit,
[!] angels assemble!,
[!] smells like apocalypse,
[!] trolling for the masses