Fun With Cooking

[chaosvizier]

What, you say? How can I possibly write a post entitled "Fun With Cooking"?

Well, in all fairness, you do have a point. My cooking skills are legendary, and not in the good way. The kitchen is not my domain. And I did once set Spaghetti-O's on fire. Not one of my finer moments, indeed. However, when serving as an assistant to someone more trained

Comments

[lovellama]

That does look dammed good...

[chaosvizier]

It was really good. With sides and a dessert, a perfect meal for four, with leftovers! Also, BACON!!!!

[lovellama]

You can't go wrong with bacon. No way, no how. Too bad the UN can't use bacon to help out with the Palestinians and Israelites (erm, those people from Israel). Darn it, Yahweh, why'd you have to harsh on your people's bacon squee?.

[jfargo]

What if it's Turkey bacon? Not as good, but since they've never had the real thing, they don't have to know...

[buzz]

Dear god... much as I am salivating I can also feel my arteries hardening just looking at that thing...

[chaosvizier]

Ah, come on. It can't be that bad. Besides the bacon. And maybe some of the pork fat. And the extra bacon. And the hot dog. And the cheese in the dog.

Ok, so it's pretty fucking bad for you. FUCK IT! It's so tasty, you KNOW you want one!

[jfargo]

That looks absolutely amazing.

But I can't get over setting Spaghetti-O's on fire.

I mean, I've burned them before, but actual flame?! And you're allowed in the kitchen to cook more? I salute whatever company insures you! ;)

Where can I get a do-it-yourself creme brulee kit? That's the best dessert in the world, and I'd like some.

[chaosvizier]

Hey, I say the Spaghetti-O's WANTED to burn. They set themselves on fire in protest of something. Maybe me not recycling their can or what not. Whatever. They started the fire. I didn't start the fire. It was already burning while the stove was churning. Or furning. Yeah, furning. To furn, like what a furnace does. Stoves do that too.

[chaosvizier]

Also, do-it-yourself creme brulee kits can probably found at one of those fancy gourmet cookware stores you find in malls. The kinds that have free food samples cooking at the entrance, or spread throughout the store. Now I forget the name of the store itself... but it'll come back to me.

[fizrep]

I am SO making a Hamonculous tomorrow night.

[chaosvizier]

Do it! Your girlfriend will love you for it, and let you get a bit of your personal bacon grease in her deep frier, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

[lovellama]

...let you get a bit of your personal bacon grease in her deep frier, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

OH. MY. GOD.

teehee!!

[chaosvizier]

Don't feign embarassment there, young lady. You know you love a bit of the old Man Bacon.

[chaosvizier]

Hey, if "Doh" can be a word, then "baconpig" can't be far behind.