Fun With Cooking

[chaosvizier]

What, you say? How can I possibly write a post entitled "Fun With Cooking"?

Well, in all fairness, you do have a point. My cooking skills are legendary, and not in the good way. The kitchen is not my domain. And I did once set Spaghetti-O's on fire. Not one of my finer moments, indeed. However, when serving as an assistant to someone more trained

Comments

[lovellama]

That does look dammed good...

[chaosvizier]

It was really good. With sides and a dessert, a perfect meal for four, with leftovers! Also, BACON!!!!

[lovellama]

You can't go wrong with bacon. No way, no how. Too bad the UN can't use bacon to help out with the Palestinians and Israelites (erm, those people from Israel). Darn it, Yahweh, why'd you have to harsh on your people's bacon squee?.

[jfargo]

What if it's Turkey bacon? Not as good, but since they've never had the real thing, they don't have to know...

[chaosvizier]

Well, maybe. It just isn't the same... but sometimes you gotta lower your standards. And, you know what? Hell with it. Those people aren't GOOD ENOUGH for MY TASTY BACON. They don't deserve it! NO BACON FOR THEM until they learn to behave!