Darles Chikken's "A Tale Of Two Pities"

Jan 13, 2006 13:00

So... it's a New Year. And like any New Year, it should start off with a bang.

Well, alright, this was two weeks ago and all that. I'm slow. Sue me. )

gaming, alcohol, holiday, food, party, storytime, drinking

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ajmcoqui January 13 2006, 20:32:46 UTC
Man, that sounds like an awesome week! I could totally party with you lot - except the Dance Dance Revolution part. My mom, of all people, broke it out when I was home in Ohio for Christmas, and then she proceeded to laugh her ass off as I gave it my best shot. The Novice setting was waaaay too much for me. I pride myself on my ability to get jiggy wid it with the best of 'em, but I'm no good when I supposed to be doing something specific with my feet at all times. As my ninth grade gym teacher told me when we were in the Square Dancing unit (yes, Square Dancing is part of the gym curriculum in Ohio), after I'd fallen over three times, I "haven't got the coordination of a drunk rhino". Talk about scarring.

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chaosvizier January 13 2006, 20:46:34 UTC
Dance Dance was a new feature this year. Only Ella could claim any level of mastery; most of the rest of us were lucky to beat one or two songs at novice difficulty, tops.

Square Dancing was part of our gym curriculum as well. I remember those days well... dark, dark days indeed. Heh.

You'll have to come party with us someday. It'll be an experience, believe me. Just bring a spare liver.

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severus89 January 13 2006, 20:39:50 UTC
I almost peed myself listening to the terrible Mr G. Oh that brings back memories of playing COunter Strike in the computer lab on campus. a dozen guys playing on the same game, swearing up a storm.

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The Terrible Mr. G is love. angledge January 13 2006, 20:48:03 UTC
"I MUST'VE SHOT YOU LIKE FIFTY FUCKING TIMES FUCK!!!"

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Re: The Terrible Mr. G is love. chaosvizier January 13 2006, 20:48:57 UTC
I can't believe we just replied here at the exact same time. You rule.

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Re: The Terrible Mr. G is love. severus89 January 16 2006, 13:02:06 UTC
I played it for my girl-friend when I got home from work and at first she thought it was me. Apparently I scream "Damnit" at the video games as well.

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sasscat January 13 2006, 22:45:05 UTC
Does someone have a copy of this entrancing song that I can get a hold of?

I need to attack my flatmates with it during our upcoming LAN party.

I think my favourite part of my NY Eve was the part where a certain troublemaker offered to get me naked on the back lawn, and I pointedly went inside and kept drinking. It's like a New Year's resolution, but early! Yay!

We had a dinner party on Thursday night and cute girlie kept trying to fondle my breasts. Mmmmmgirlie.

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chaosvizier January 14 2006, 01:48:02 UTC
Well, if your email address hasn't changed in a year or so, then something might be on the way to your mailbox as we speak.

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sasscat January 14 2006, 10:35:30 UTC
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My flatmates will now be destroyed by HORROR and LAUGHS.

Mwa ha ha!

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sharmel January 14 2006, 00:48:45 UTC
your ability to drink truly excites me.

happy new year, drunk hans!

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chaosvizier January 14 2006, 07:27:48 UTC
The older I get, the more my drinking ability turns to eating ability. Well, eating and drinking. Ah, consumables, how I love thee.

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miss_katelynne January 14 2006, 05:08:31 UTC
Sounds like a grand time was had by all!

We spent New Year's Eve at a bar called The Zoo where my hubby's band was playing.

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chaosvizier January 14 2006, 07:28:44 UTC
Music does make a good evening, there is that. The music provided by Dance Dance was overshadowed by our cursing our lack of rhythmic coordination. Damn you, square directional pad of doom!

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