nothing 'tween these legs that's not battery operated

[championess]

You and you, control your little monster. If she gets any cuter, I'll have to spoil her, too.

Oh, and someone needs to stop being so resentful. It's been years since I've been laid, and you don't see me complaining.

Anyway! When's the family dinner, morons?

[ooc; The Resentful Aunt That No-one Likes. But a few probably ended up banging at

Comments

[isabeansprout]

Every time I try to discipline her, Ichigo steps in.

[championess]

Guess he managed to make you be the Bad Guy of this movie.

[isabeansprout]

I guess someone has to be.

[championess]

With girls, it's usually the mother. So, I guess that answers the question of who wears the pants.

[monsterepellant]

At 8 pm tonight.

[championess]

Should I bring anything, or will my splendid presence suffice?

[monsterepellant]

A movie.

[championess]

There used to be a time when my presence only was enough.

[dreamsofnoah]

But there's nothing wrong with spoiling me, Auntie ♥

[championess]

You'll end up a crybaby that runs to Papa all the damn time, kid.

[dreamsofnoah]

So~? Papa doesn't mind.

[championess]

He would if I bought you cigarettes.

1/2

[anti_buttons]

WHAT KUROSAKI AND I HAD WAS SO MUCH MORE THAN PHYSICAL INTIMACY! HOW COULD A SHRIVELED UP SHREW SUCH AS YOU HOPE TO UNDERSTAND THE POETRY OF OUR EVERY MINUTE, WHEN I WOULD TELL HIM, "KUROSAKI YOUR HAIR LOOKS STUPID TODAY" AND HE WOULD SAY "FUCK YOU ISHIDA"

[anti_buttons]

That was information no one needed to know, Arisawa-san.

lmao i just

[championess]

Yeah, so was how deep your butthurt goes.

Re: lmao i just

[anti_buttons]

What an inelegant term for the rending, shattering of my heart, for its being dragged up the thousands of steps of an Indian temple and there torn apart, to let its blood flow down to the pagan gods of betrayal, to let it tumble still pumping down to where other rotted corpses of hearts lay, where not even the flies could touch them!.

[strawberried]

Yo, if it isn't Aunt Tatsuki.

[championess]

That makes me sound old.

[strawberried]

You are old, Auntie.

[championess]

Am not.