nothing 'tween these legs that's not battery operated

[championess]

You and you, control your little monster. If she gets any cuter, I'll have to spoil her, too.

Oh, and someone needs to stop being so resentful. It's been years since I've been laid, and you don't see me complaining.

Anyway! When's the family dinner, morons?

[ooc; The Resentful Aunt That No-one Likes. But a few probably ended up banging at

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WHAT KUROSAKI AND I HAD WAS SO MUCH MORE THAN PHYSICAL INTIMACY! HOW COULD A SHRIVELED UP SHREW SUCH AS YOU HOPE TO UNDERSTAND THE POETRY OF OUR EVERY MINUTE, WHEN I WOULD TELL HIM, "KUROSAKI YOUR HAIR LOOKS STUPID TODAY" AND HE WOULD SAY "FUCK YOU ISHIDA"

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That was information no one needed to know, Arisawa-san.

lmao i just

[championess]

Yeah, so was how deep your butthurt goes.

Re: lmao i just

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What an inelegant term for the rending, shattering of my heart, for its being dragged up the thousands of steps of an Indian temple and there torn apart, to let its blood flow down to the pagan gods of betrayal, to let it tumble still pumping down to where other rotted corpses of hearts lay, where not even the flies could touch them!.

[championess]

...how much of that rant did you delete?

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... I deleted nothing.

[championess]

Was it something like "my heart got so terribly trampled on, blah blah, anger angst, blah"?

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Of course not. My heart has nothing to do with anything but circulation.

[championess]

You would probably be tolerable if you weren't so dramatic.

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And you, on the other hand, I am sure nothing could make tolerable.

[championess]

See if I try to be sociable with you, again.

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Why would you even try?

[championess]

My own reasons.

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No doubt filled with some second-handed intent.

[championess]

Nobody is perfect.

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That would be quite the burden.