nothing 'tween these legs that's not battery operated

[championess]

You and you, control your little monster. If she gets any cuter, I'll have to spoil her, too.

Oh, and someone needs to stop being so resentful. It's been years since I've been laid, and you don't see me complaining.

Anyway! When's the family dinner, morons?

[ooc; The Resentful Aunt That No-one Likes. But a few probably ended up banging at least once..]