nothing 'tween these legs that's not battery operated

[championess]

You and you, control your little monster. If she gets any cuter, I'll have to spoil her, too.

Oh, and someone needs to stop being so resentful. It's been years since I've been laid, and you don't see me complaining.

Anyway! When's the family dinner, morons?

[ooc; The Resentful Aunt That No-one Likes. But a few probably ended up banging at

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[strawberried]

Yo, if it isn't Aunt Tatsuki.

[championess]

That makes me sound old.

[strawberried]

You are old, Auntie.

[championess]

Am not.

[strawberried]

You act like one, either way.

[championess]

Yeah? I was young and spirited once, and then some dick ruined it. I wonder...

[strawberried]

Come on, that was a long time ago.

[championess]

Oh I tend to recall it vividly and often...being the old auntie that I am.

[strawberried]

Regardless, old auntie shouldn't take out her sexual frustrations on my kid.

[championess]

Ew, do you watch when you type?

[strawberried]

You know what I mean, Tatsuki! No teaching Road about sex.

[championess]

What? I'm preparing her for the world, dumbass. You guys are only spoiling and sheltering her.

[isabeansprout]

DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE SHOWED OUR DAUGHTER.

[championess]

For the last time, I didn't hold her head and forced her to see that.

YOU'RE STILL AWAKE

[isabeansprout]

You did. Indirectly.

YEAH IT'S KEI'S FAULT SHE MADE ME POST WITH NAOTO /POINTS FINGERS

[championess]

She's a curious girl, and you spoil her rotten. Don't blame that on me.