Perhaps it's been a long time coming, or perhaps it's the sheer boredom of  living by myself that has brought me back to this place.  I mean, are LJ's even relevant anymore?  The microblog seems to be taking over more and more by the day.  Of course I have one, twitter, that is, but I update my facebook more compulsively than meth addict with OCD ( Read more... )

How do kids get away with the toys they have these days? It really amazes me because of all the safety features that toys have. I wish there was a bit more danger for kids these days, infant mortality rate is way down...I'm just kidding about that last part! But I'm talking about the kinda toys that kids had, or made in the 50's. The one that ( Read more... )

Right now I'm sitting here wondering...You know wondering, with wonderment. However it's not about a thing of wonder. What I'm thinking is HOW THE HELL DOES THIS GUY SHAVE HIS HEAD WHEN HE HAS A MOLE JUTTING OUT ABOUT 2 INCHES UP FROM HIS EAR! There is an individual in my physics class that is graced with a large flesh protrusion, circular in ( Read more... )

Don't look at me like that ( Read more... )

You know, I was just ridding along today and I realized whoever invented the bike kick-stand is a Fucking genius. I mean, every damn bike has one. Now those are some bitchin' good laurals that I'd enjoy resting on. Anyway, It makes you think(hmmm). Actually that's a line from the Movie Sgt. Bilko, "Oh, that's just a picture of the cast of my ( Read more... )

Trashy people trashy names
Russian leaders hounding classy dames
Different on the surface
Can't trust 'em in the end
Just a piece of trash and not
a solitary friend

I fed my fish today, it did a dance.

The Ironic Toaster

-isn't this funny! Laugh!-

Is there anything sacred anymore, well not sacred, that may be too strong a word. I mean can there be things that are kept between you and your friends in this communincationy (that's right I made up a word) age? I'm thinkin' no. What with all the blogs, myspaces, live journals, dead journals, facebooks, etc... it's really difficult to keep ( Read more... )

Raise your hand if you give a fuck!

The Ironic Toaster

Post Script

-Barfing ice is funny-

All I asked for was a cookie today. But if you give The Ironic Toaster a cookie he'll probably want a glass of milk, or water. And if you give him a glass of water you'll have to allow him to sit there for a moment, and if you give him a moment, you give him a lifetime to bury himself into every aspect of your life ( Read more... )