The Mole on Mr. Clean

[chair_biscuit]

Right now I'm sitting here wondering...You know wondering, with wonderment. However it's not about a thing of wonder. What I'm thinking is HOW THE HELL DOES THIS GUY SHAVE HIS HEAD WHEN HE HAS A MOLE JUTTING OUT ABOUT 2 INCHES UP FROM HIS EAR! There is an individual in my physics class that is graced with a large flesh protrusion, circular in nature, that glistens when the light hits it. Basically imagine Mr. Clean, only with this big mole on the side of his head. I don't have a problem with ugly-makers, like moles, but I do have a problem wraping my own head around how he shaves his head without mowing over this thing! It's really driving me crazy. I want to just ask him. I mean I'd at least expect a small patch of fur around this thing, becuase I don't think he would take the time to precision laser cut his hair around it. I don't know what I'm going to do with myself. I might just dress in a trench coat one day, walk up to him and say, "I'm the cancer police, and we need to do a biopsy on this thing." Then just cut it off and run away. I think this bothers me so much becuase I used to have my own growth on the back of my neck, his name was Ned Jr. Ned senior belonged to a large native American man named Greg. And everytime my barber would trim the back of my head she'd mow over this thing, and it would hurt, and bleed a little, on occasion. So we'll just have to see what the semester brings us. Mr. Clean has a mole with ultra power in it!

The Ironic Toaster

Post Script

-Willlll you make me someeee???-