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Lucy!
I'm home!
So what's shaking around here these days? Fucking Facebook. -
The Magic Bus
I overheard the following conversation on the bus to work, the day following the election. It primarily was between two young 20-somethings - one, a skinny dreadlocked white lad (let's call him Natty), the other, a schlumpy bespectacled young lady we'll call Ethyl.
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Non-bluesman pro-Bush quote of the day
The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
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Non-bluesman quote of the day
"That is what's so great about the internet: it enables pompous blowhards to connect with other pompous blowhards in a vast circle jerk of pomposity." - Bill Mahar
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Let us speak as men do: Dispatches from Xanacube
The following is an actual conversation i heard in the corporate shitter today. No fooling. Seriously, i shit you not.
The players:
Silver Suave - tall, slender, perfectly coiffed silvery head of hair, annoying.
PE Teacher - tall, slender, perfectly coiffed brown hair, semi-porn mustache, looks like the PE teacher from Rushmore, annoying as hell.
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My text conversation with Kiki
note: brackets are in reference to the NCAA men's basketball playoffs, upon which many folks put down a fiver to fill out a bracket that they think will best reflect the final results. There probably was a less complicated way of explaining that, esp. since everyone knows what i'm talking about it, but fuck it. I like to hear myself type.
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Dispatches from Xanacube
- Nearly a year to the date i first expressed my pathological thirst for it, I have this album. It cost me $105 to emancipate it from Australia. I am now the most popular boy on my floor at Xanacube. The vinyl is immaculate, amazing for a 37 year old pressing (surely, it was played once, sending the original owner straight to hell, leaving the ( Read more... )
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Thanks to my nephew,
... i have a new band name.
Text message i received from same yesterday:
Can you tell me something? What is a friend and what isn't one? I need to explain this to the traitor klaus. And i dont have the words.
Thanks, little buddy. Oh, and uh, yeah, tell TTK to go and kiss your ass. A friend won't have to ( Read more... ) -
Aught Eight will be great! Aught Eight will be great!
Another year in the can. Not the best year, but not a bad year. More on that later.
Monday, lovely send off. Light half day of work, followed by opiate lunch at India House with L, nappy at home, watched the Blazer win streak end, called Di to wish her happy new year, hopped a bus to the Commodore for drinking and reminiscing with L, Derek & Lynda, ( Read more... ) -
How many five-year old kids could you take on in a fight?
Me? 19. If they were children of the corn, more, because i'd have butter with me. Come on, you little bastards!