Let us speak as men do: Dispatches from Xanacube

[celibot]

The following is an actual conversation i heard in the corporate shitter today. No fooling. Seriously, i shit you not.

The players:

Silver Suave - tall, slender, perfectly coiffed silvery head of hair, annoying.
PE Teacher - tall, slender, perfectly coiffed brown hair, semi-porn mustache, looks like the PE teacher from Rushmore, annoying as hell.

Comments

[superflashgo]

Oh that was a totally gay, lewd horn-dog conversation man! Salty lemonade (pee)! Asparagus (penis)! Esqueeze it baby! LOL