http://money.aol.com/news/articles/_a/toy-containing-date-rape-drug-pulled/20071107211109990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

So looks like I can't buy my kids "Rape-Me-Randi" dolls this christmas...

Well well well, last time I spanked some intellect on the interwebs, I was a young, not yet legal jazz band soloist whose greatest source of pissoffery lied somewhere in between waitresses who argue the existence of eggs on their menu, and moh-rons who, well, were greasy fools ( Read more... )

ElectricCowEar (6:27:58 PM): hehe, Alexander anyone ( Read more... )

ElectricCowEar (10:10:26 PM): ElectricCowEar (10:02:04 PM): "hey baby its labor day....wannaaaa go into labor ( Read more... )

Ahem ( Read more... )

luke(11:17:22 PM): do you know where I hhide me lucky charms ( Read more... )

EyeOfTheStorm101 (10:54:04 PM): hola ( Read more... )

Aiight, I'm a tit bit fed up with all of the myspace/away message statements of "Wawaaaaa, my life sucks. I like someone and she/he doesn't like me back! I'll never have a girl/boyfriend! I'm gunna go write sad, poorly constructed poetry ( Read more... )

ElectricCowEar: oh god ( Read more... )

ElectricCowEar (11:27:35 PM): my mom decorated the cake with a caricature of me holding up to animal cracker elephants ( Read more... )