May 09, 2006 22:11
ElectricCowEar: oh god
ElectricCowEar: i just wrote the most horrible paper
ElectricCowEar: for health
ElectricCowEar: talking about date rape
ElectricCowEar: ohohoh!
Stargrl254: were you opposing it?
ElectricCowEar: yes haha
Stargrl254: okay good hahaha
ElectricCowEar: but! i have to tell you my 3 examples of bad relationships
ElectricCowEar: these are from memmory
ElectricCowEar: so
Stargrl254: okay i'm ready
ElectricCowEar: 1. Ronald reagan and Tamika are brother and sister. Ronald has never had sex before and doesnt want to be bad his first time. Tamika is a heroin addict, and spent all her money on heroin. Ronald says he will give Tamika 100dollars if she has sex with him 3 times.
Stargrl254: well lets see we've got incest
Stargrl254: sexual coercion
Stargrl254: drug addiction
Stargrl254: yeah so thats pretty much the most twisted thing i've ever read
Stargrl254: congrats
ElectricCowEar: 2. Tom and Jerry are an 80 year old coulple. while at a senior citizen's thanksgiving dinner, tom tells Jerry he wants to have sex on the table right next to the gravy. Jerry says he is opposed to sex in public. Tom pulls out his pistol and threatens to shoot a nurse if Jerry does not drop trou immediatly
Stargrl254: omg. thats so disturbing. my grandparents are tom and gerry
ElectricCowEar: 3. Bob is a 28 year old grad student and Sarah is a 12 year old girl. Bob buys sarah such nice jewlery and even a new ipod. One day, Bob picks up Sarah after school and takes her to his flat. He says that he wants to have sex right now, she is hesitant, but remembering the nice stuff he got her, she disrobes
ElectricCowEar: WHOAH!
ElectricCowEar: i was NOT concious of your grandpappies
-Tootles