Gabe, my man! As luck would have it, I've been having some trouble tracking down Kilroy regarding my own lost invitation, so it may simplify everything a great deal (and solve both of our problems!) if I just filled this little plus one niche you've got on your hands!
Why not? There's no possible reason for Kilroy and May not to invite me except that there was clearly some sort of clerical mixup! Kilroy knows how to throw a party, and as such he knows that a fundamental rule of any good one is my presence. Why, you'd garner significant party cred simply by bringing me along!
If I profess a deep, secret crush on you, does it increase or decrease my likelihood of getting the spot?
I heard that. What's that have to do with me not having a date for Kilroy and May's wedding?
[Leslie]
Harrison's bringing his new girlfriend. I have to show up with a smoking hot date or else everyone's going to know think that I can't move on or something. You know what I mean.
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In a particularly heterosexual way, of course.
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Because either you're trying to annoy everyone there, or you have a deep, secret crush on me. Either way, I want no part of it.
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If I profess a deep, secret crush on you, does it increase or decrease my likelihood of getting the spot?
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Slightly increase, but only because of pity.
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I did at least get a suit, though.
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Who designed it?
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Who designed it? The suit? I don't know, I got it at the bridal shop down the street.
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I heard that. What's that have to do with me not having a date for Kilroy and May's wedding?
[Leslie]
Harrison's bringing his new girlfriend. I have to show up with a smoking hot date or else everyone's going to know think that I can't move on or something. You know what I mean.
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Though if anyone at the wedding does, it'll probably be me.
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