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[catlikesmile]

[Blocked FROM Wonderlanders]

Hey, uh, anyone want to come to a wedding?

I kind of forgot about finding a plus-one. It's this weekend.

[/Blocked]

[Ryoko.]

I want my goose back, Ryoko.

[/Ryoko.]

Comments

Same.

[bramblesgaveway]

Same.

[catlikesmile]

That's me, always classy.

Same.

[bramblesgaveway]

Same.

[catlikesmile]

Hopefully not.

Though if anyone at the wedding does, it'll probably be me.

Same.

[bramblesgaveway]

Jess.

[catlikesmile]

Yeah?

Gabe.

[bramblesgaveway]

Jess.

[catlikesmile]

Crazy chicks who swear at everyone aren't my ideal date choices anyway.

I just need a date. A good one. Harrison's bringing his new girlfriend, and [...] You know. I just don't want to be the one without the date.

Gabe.

[bramblesgaveway]

Jess.

[catlikesmile]

Apparently she's coming for a weekend.

I know I won't be the only single one there, but [...] if he shows up with a stunning date and I don't show up with anyone, everyone's going to think that I haven't moved on or something.

It's a man thing. I need a hot chick, preferably one who'll kiss me if Harrison and Hannah start making out.

Gabe.

[bramblesgaveway]

Jess.

[catlikesmile]

Yeah, must be.

I just don't want to lose the breaking-up game. I'm already way behind in it.

I guess so. I should rent Wedding Crashers beforehand.

Gabe.

[bramblesgaveway]

Jess.

[catlikesmile]

It does in the breakup game.

[...] That means I'm Owen Wilson. Thanks, Jess. I knew you thought I was cute.

Gabe.

[bramblesgaveway]

Jess.

[catlikesmile]

That's because we're men.

Other than the nose. I mean, better than Vince Vaughn.