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[catlikesmile]

[Blocked FROM Wonderlanders]

Hey, uh, anyone want to come to a wedding?

I kind of forgot about finding a plus-one. It's this weekend.

[/Blocked]

[Ryoko.]

I want my goose back, Ryoko.

[/Ryoko.]

Comments

Same lock.

[vanyourwinkle]

Same lock.

[catlikesmile]

God damn it, Leslie Dickering. You were my only hope.

Same lock.

[vanyourwinkle]

Same lock.

[catlikesmile]

Very funny.

I heard that. What's that have to do with me not having a date for Kilroy and May's wedding?

[Leslie]

Harrison's bringing his new girlfriend. I have to show up with a smoking hot date or else everyone's going to know think that I can't move on or something. You know what I mean.

Same lock.

[vanyourwinkle]

Same lock.

[catlikesmile]

You're often incoherent, Les.

[Leslie]

Yeah, it's even worse that she's hot. Yeah, we all know Chloe's got you whipped. Any other ideas? I'd take Ryoko, but we're not on speaking terms right now due to her being an evil kleptomaniac.

HELP ME LESLIE WAN KENOBI.

Same lock.

[vanyourwinkle]

Same lock.

[catlikesmile]

Especially incoherent.

[Leslie]

Dude, you're whipped. Face it.

Ryoko's not as bad when you're on her good side. Unfortunately, I'm probably not going to be there much longer. There's a plot in progress. Possibly a gunpowder plot.

Cassia? Hm. Maybe. Or maybe that Lydia chick, she's pretty cute. I just need someone cute who'll make out with me if Harrison starts kissing Hannah.

Same lock.

[vanyourwinkle]

Same lock.

[catlikesmile]

But you keep coming back for more.

[Leslie]

You're despicable.

Same lock.

[vanyourwinkle]

Same lock.

[catlikesmile]

I know that I'm irresistible. You're not bad yourself, sweetcheeks.

[Leslie]

Oh my god, dude. Two wangers. Seriously. That's got to win the Best Analogy of 2008 award and it's only fucking March.

I'm not telling anyone my grandmother is dying. That's horrible luck.