Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun. Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun.

Does anyone else have the Indiana Jones song stuck in their head right now? Seriously. It's approaching 'birth of Athena' levels, here. It's been at least eight hours since I saw the movie.

I'm back from jolly old England, fit as a fiddle and clean as a whistle and other such metaphors. I just got back from Home Depot with supplies for my next project. Before that, I went to my mother's to beg forgiveness for not being here on Mother's Day and present her with heaps of presents. I believe I'm in her good graces once again ( Read more... )

I decided to stay in England with Neil for a little while longer.

[Delilah and Rita]

How's the house? Kittens? Anything to report?

[/Delilah and Rita]

[Harrison]

Mind being on cat duty until I get back?

[/Harrison]

Would anyone be free to watch some cats and do some house-sitting this weekend?

There's a fully-stocked bar in the living room.

[Added after a few minutes.]

Oh yeah, and I'll pay you, too.

[Private to Ryoko]

Goose.

I want my goose back now.

This is the last time I'm asking.

[Added after a while, handwriting somewhat messier in a drunk kind of way.]

Do you know, for a fact, that I'm not the kind of bitter, spurned ex-lover who's going to anonymously tip off the Librarians because I'm still mad at you for stealing my fucking ( Read more... )

So? Impartial judges?

Who won?

Also, let me know about any damages incurred during the Prank War and I'll pay for them.

I hope everyone had fun and pranked responsibly.

( Read more... )

[Private to Harrison, Les, and Neil]

I need help putting together and carrying out covert ops that may in fact rival Daniel Ocean's in their complexity.

Anyone care to help?

[/Private]

[Blocked FROM Wonderlanders]

Hey, uh, anyone want to come to a wedding?

I kind of forgot about finding a plus-one. It's this weekend.

[/Blocked]

[Ryoko.]

I want my goose back, Ryoko.

[/Ryoko.]

[Backdated to early morning, March 18th.]

Oh my god. Does anyone work for the fire department?

[Added a few minutes later.]

Or maybe for a construction company?

[Another few minutes later.]

I need a truck with a really high ladder on it, right now.