May 12, 2008 16:29
I'm back from jolly old England, fit as a fiddle and clean as a whistle and other such metaphors. I just got back from Home Depot with supplies for my next project. Before that, I went to my mother's to beg forgiveness for not being here on Mother's Day and present her with heaps of presents. I believe I'm in her good graces once again.
Hey, do you think if one of the guys from This Old House quits, they'd let me on it? I would be a great home improvement show host. Way better than Tim Allen. Possibly not as good as Richard Karn, because he looked like a lumberjack.
Have you guys heard of these cuddle parties? I saw it on Fark the other day. Apparently people just hang out in PJs and hug each other. I think it's awesome.