Double-posted because it was too good not to: Al-Qaeda parody vid

This proves that "Yakety Sax" does in fact make everything funnier.

Richard Dawkins starts in-your-face atheist movement: now, with logos!It is NOT possible to overstate how much their borrowing of language from the gay-rights movement irks me. It's a cosmological position, not an innate characteristic of ANY sort. The scarlet letter A does not amuse me in the least either ( Read more... )

Kluver Bucy syndrome: best plot device ever.

I've been reading a book written by an ex-pat living in the Gilbert Islands in the South Pacific ( Read more... )

Man arrested for Koran desecration... in New York

Upshot: some guy tossed a Koran into the toilet, twice. And now he's under arrest by the NYPD's "hate crimes" unit.

Okay. Is this guy a dipshit, a punk, a little retard who probably deserves an informal asskicking? Hell yes.

Should it be a prosecutable offense to destroy a book because it is ( Read more... )

Okay, I went looking for an explanation of an exercise assigned to one of the higher scalings of tomorrow's Crossfit WOD, and found this. At the top it looked like tough versions of moves I already knew about, and then just got... progressively more as I scrolled down ( Read more... )

A three-part collaboration story. Starts here, continues here, and finishes out hereThe basic idea is that it's a chronicle of a major motor vehicle crash from three perspectives- the cop who arrived on scene first, the paramedic who responded first, and the charge nurse whose emergency room two of the victims landed in. I've been reading Matt ( ( Read more... )

Research idea: investigate the relationship between levels of boredom and levels of interest in the antics of celebrity strumpets.

Ordinarily I cannot bring myself to give a shit detectable by any instrument known to man.

Today I can't look away from here.

Life is going well for pretty much no one I know, I still can't seem to ever get enough sleep, someone on my most usually-restful forum is getting up my nose, when Kang's being pleasant and civilized Kodos is being a pain in the ass and vice versa, and I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for motivation to work out ( Read more... )

Democrat leadership achieves united bipartisan hatred of Congress

I liked the old one so little I figured that the new one had to be, if not better, not worse. HA HA.

I will not make the obvious joke I won't I won't I won'tAll I'll say is that it truly is amazing the ways in which neurological tissue can adapt. Because I cannot possibly come up ( Read more... )