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alesh101 in capslock_hood

DRUNK-DIALING

Sep 29, 2009 16:50

GUY HAS BEEN (WILL BE) INTRODUCED TO DRUNK-DIALING THANKS TO ALLAN, SPOOKS AND 01 CHEERS. I'LL GIVE YOU THE BEGINNING AND THE INEVITABLE END, YOU FILL IN THE MIDDLE WITH WHATEVER AND WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE.

( YOUR TURN... )

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haecvir September 29 2009, 23:21:21 UTC

ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT ALSO DRUNK DIALING CAPSLOCK_HOOD?
TRY PASTING THE CONTENTS OF THIS BOX INTO YOUR POST (MAKE SURE YOU ARE IN HTML AND NOT RICH TEXT, THOUGH IT SHOULD STILL WORK):

GUY HAS BEEN (WILL BE) INTRODUCED TO DRUNK-DIALING, THANKS TO ALLAN AND 01CHEERS. I'LL GIVE YOU THE BEGINNING AND END, FILL IN THE MIDDLE WITH WHATEVER AND WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE.

THIS IS HOW IT STARTS

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THIS IS HOW IT ENDS:

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haecvir September 29 2009, 23:22:53 UTC

UHH AND ADD IN AN ( WORDSWORDSWORDS )

alesh101 September 29 2009, 23:29:06 UTC

I AM RETARDED AND NOT AS QUICK AT EDITING AS I WOULD LIKE. I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT, I THINK. THANKS FOR THE TIPS.

alesh101 September 29 2009, 23:30:15 UTC

RICH TEXT IT WAS, HENCE THE NEED FOR PUNISHMENT. I OBVIOUSLY HAVE NOT BEEN DRINKING ENOUGH, MY DRUNK-DIALS ARE REMARKABLY COHERENT MOST OF THE TIME. AT LEAST THEY ARE IN MY HEAD.

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lalumena September 30 2009, 07:27:10 UTC

I THINK THE MEDIEVAL VERSION OF DRUNK DIALLING WOULD BE SHOWING UP AT SOMEONE'S DOOR/WINDOW? IN WHICH CASE:

GUY: *SHOWS UP* MARIAN! MARIAAAAAAN *GIGGLES*
MARIAN: GUY, WHAT-
GUY: I JUSHT- I WAS THINKING - I WAS HAVING A DRINK, AND A THINK - A DRINKY THINK *CHUCKLES TO SELF*
MARIAN: GUY, ARE YOU -
GUY: *SUDDENLY STANDING ERECT* NO. NO. *WITH A SWEEPING GESTURE THAT AIMS TO BE CONVINCING (BUT ISN'T)* NOT AT ALLLLL.
MARIAN: WHAT DO YOU WA- I MEAN, WHAT HAVE YOU COME HERE TO SAY?
GUY: WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THE STARS AND WAS THINKING...
MARIAN: YES...
GUY: YOU'RE LIKE A STAR, MARIAN. NOT SHINY, BUT VERY PRETTY. *PAUSE* THOUGH SOMETIMES YOU WEAR THINGS THAT...SORT OF...TWINKLE. IN THE SUN. JEWELLERY.
MARIAN: THAT'S VERY NICE, GUY. (PAUSE)
GUY: IT'S COLD OUT HERE.
MARIAN: YES. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO AND PUT A SHIRT ON.
GUY: OH...YES...IT GOT LOST...ON THE WAY HERE. I THINK. *PAUSE* MARIAN?
MARIAN: YES, GUY?
GUY: CAN I COME IN? WHERE IT'S WARMER?
MARIAN: YES...
GUY: REALLY? *OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG*
MARIAN: YOU CAN SLEEP BY THE FIRE ( ... )

queerlyobscure September 30 2009, 11:32:14 UTC

LMAO. I ESPECIALLY LIKE THAT GUY IS SHIRTLESS :D.

aceofhadeon September 30 2009, 14:56:47 UTC

THIS IS PROBABLY AMAZINGLY ACCURATE. BEST PART:

MARIAN: YES. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO AND PUT A SHIRT ON.
GUY: OH...YES...IT GOT LOST...ON THE WAY HERE. I THINK. *PAUSE* MARIAN?
MARIAN: YES, GUY?
GUY: CAN I COME IN? WHERE IT'S WARMER?
MARIAN: YES...
GUY: REALLY? *OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG*

LOOOLZ! IF ONLY THIS HAD HAPPENED IN THE SHOW.

01cheers September 30 2009, 21:44:09 UTC

*GUY: *SUDDENLY STANDING ERECT* *
FORGIVE MY DIRTY MIND... I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT BUT I HAVE A TEENAGE BRAIN :O

GREAT EXCHANGE! GIGGLY!DRUNK!GUY IS MORE FUN THAN MOPEY!DRUNK!GUY ! AND HE FINDS HIMSELF PRESUMABLY IN MARIAN ROOM BY THE FIREPLACE - MAYBE GETTING DRUNK AND LOSING SHIRT WAS AN INGENIOUS SCHEME AFTER ALL? ;)

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thymelady September 30 2009, 08:10:51 UTC

I IZ LOVING THIZ! IN MY MIND, ALLAN IS PUSHING GUY FORWARD, BEING HIS CHEEKY SELF AND SHOUTING "OI, MAZ! GUY HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO TELL YA!". GUY LOSES HIS NERVE WHEN HE SEES MARIAN AND HIDES BEHIND A PILLAR...

BUT A FEW MORE ALES WILL PROBABLY DO THE TRICK AND MARIAN WILL BE HOLLOW EYED IN THE MORNING. SHE SHOULD JUST LET HIM IN AND BE OVER WITH IT. ;-)

01cheers September 30 2009, 21:46:12 UTC

*IN MY MIND, ALLAN IS PUSHING GUY FORWARD, BEING HIS CHEEKY SELF AND SHOUTING "OI, MAZ! GUY HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO TELL YA!". GUY LOSES HIS NERVE WHEN HE SEES MARIAN AND HIDES BEHIND A PILLAR...*

I WOULD PAY ALL MY SAVINGS TO SEE THAT IN THE SHOW :D

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aceofhadeon September 30 2009, 17:37:43 UTC

I'M ASSUMING YOU MEANT TO POST THIS ON CHEERS'S PAGE, SINCE IT'S, YOU KNOW, IN KCASE?

ANYWAY, HILARIOUS EXCHANGE! I THINK VASEY WOULD RATHER LIKE IT, THOUGH.

railise September 30 2009, 18:12:51 UTC

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF... DANGIT. WELL, I'M NOT PUTTING IN ALL THE BOLD TAGS AGAIN ON THE INITIALS, BUT I'VE FIXED IT. *FACEPALM*

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GUY LURCHES INTO VAIZEY'S BEDCHAMBER AT 3AM.

G: VAIZE, WEGOTTAHAVATALKBOUTSOMETHIN'.

V: *SUDDENLY AWAKE* GISBORNE! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

G: LLLOOOOK, VAIZE, I'VE BEEN WORKIN' FOR YA FOR... *TRIES TO THINK, NEARLY FALLS OVER* ...A LONG TIMENOW, AN' YOU DON' 'PREE... 'PREESH... 'PREESHIATE ME. *NODS RIGHTEOUSLY*

V: YOU'RE SLOBBERING DRUNK AND WOKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. OF COURSE, I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT.

G: *GESTURES WILDLY* SEE? TOL' YOU. AN' THA'S NOFAIR.

V: *LAYS BACK DOWN* WHY DON'T YOU GO BOTHER MARIAN OR SOMEBODY? JUST GET. OUT.

G: *MUTTERS* SHE TOL' ME T'BOTHER YOU. WISH YOULOT WOULD MAKE UP YOUR MINDS ( ... )

01cheers September 30 2009, 21:49:26 UTC

* *MUTTERS* SHE TOL' ME T'BOTHER YOU. WISH YOULOT WOULD MAKE UP YOUR MINDS.*
PRICELESS!

GREAT EXCHANGE. BTW IN AN INSTANCE OF MINDMELD I WAS THINKING ALONG SIMILAR LINES TODAY BUT KEPT TO THE MAGICAL CELL PHONE CONVENTION (SEE BELOW)

01cheers September 30 2009, 21:52:17 UTC

HERE IS MY SHORTER AND HOPEFULLY FUNNIER (VS. THE ONE I LINKED ABOVE) TAKE ON GUY'S DRUNK DIALING ( ... )

railise September 30 2009, 21:57:08 UTC

LMAO!!! THIRD TIME THAT WEEK. THERE HAD TO BE LIMITS TO THE MAN’S DRINKING! CLASSIC. :D

01cheers September 30 2009, 22:10:28 UTC

GUY AND VASEY WOULD MAKE THE BEST UNINTENTIONAL COMEDIC DUO *EVAH* ;)

aceofhadeon October 1 2009, 00:44:34 UTC

WAIT, DON'T THEY ALREADY? ;)

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