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alesh101 in capslock_hood

DRUNK-DIALING

Sep 29, 2009 16:50

GUY HAS BEEN (WILL BE) INTRODUCED TO DRUNK-DIALING THANKS TO ALLAN, SPOOKS AND 01 CHEERS. I'LL GIVE YOU THE BEGINNING AND THE INEVITABLE END, YOU FILL IN THE MIDDLE WITH WHATEVER AND WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE.

( YOUR TURN... )

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alesh101 October 1 2009, 01:51:56 UTC

SOMETHING I FORGOT TO TOUCH ON: THE QUESTION OF WHERE DOES GUY KEEP THIS MARVELOUS CELL PHONE?

I BELIEVE THE ANSWER LIES IN THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO:

GUY FINALLY HAS ROBIN PINNED DOWN, THERE IS NOWHERE FOR HOOD TO RUN. GUY FLOURISHES HIS LONG POINTY SWORD AND PREPARES FOR THE KILLING BLOW WHEN...

ZZZZZT! ZZZZZT!

*GUY'S EYES ROLL BACK SLIGHTLY, AN EXTREMELY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE.*
ROBIN- WTF GISBORNE? WHAT'S THAT NOISE? AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?

ZZZZZT! ZZZZZT!

GUY- S'CUSE ME, HOOD, I HAVE TO TAKE THIS. *REACHES DOWN THE FRONT OF HIS LEATHER TROUSERS AND AFTER A LOT OF WIGGLING AROUND (THOSE TROUSERS ARE TIGHT!)PULLS OUT THE PHONE.*

BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS GUY WOULD KEEP THE PHONE DOWN THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS AND ON VIBRATE JUST IN CASE MARIAN CALLED.

01cheers October 1 2009, 02:08:20 UTC

...'GUY, IS SOMEONE CALLING YOU OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?'

alesh101 October 1 2009, 02:10:44 UTC

HAPPY O'COURSE. ALWAYS HAPPY WITH THE VIBRATING.

aceofhadeon October 1 2009, 05:40:13 UTC

ALWAYS HAPPY WITH THE VIBRATING.

ARE YOU REALLY? LOL THAT JUST MADE ME THINK OF RAIL'S JIGGLY ROBS GIF.

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