DRUNK-DIALING

[alesh101]

GUY HAS BEEN (WILL BE) INTRODUCED TO DRUNK-DIALING THANKS TO ALLAN, SPOOKS AND 01 CHEERS. I'LL GIVE YOU THE BEGINNING AND THE INEVITABLE END, YOU FILL IN THE MIDDLE WITH WHATEVER AND WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE.

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[alesh101]

SOMETHING I FORGOT TO TOUCH ON: THE QUESTION OF WHERE DOES GUY KEEP THIS MARVELOUS CELL PHONE?

I BELIEVE THE ANSWER LIES IN THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO:

GUY FINALLY HAS ROBIN PINNED DOWN, THERE IS NOWHERE FOR HOOD TO RUN. GUY FLOURISHES HIS LONG POINTY SWORD AND PREPARES FOR THE KILLING BLOW WHEN...

ZZZZZT! ZZZZZT!

*GUY'S EYES ROLL BACK SLIGHTLY, AN EXTREMELY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE.*
ROBIN- WTF GISBORNE? WHAT'S THAT NOISE? AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?

ZZZZZT! ZZZZZT!

GUY- S'CUSE ME, HOOD, I HAVE TO TAKE THIS. *REACHES DOWN THE FRONT OF HIS LEATHER TROUSERS AND AFTER A LOT OF WIGGLING AROUND (THOSE TROUSERS ARE TIGHT!)PULLS OUT THE PHONE.*

BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS GUY WOULD KEEP THE PHONE DOWN THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS AND ON VIBRATE JUST IN CASE MARIAN CALLED.

[01cheers]

...'GUY, IS SOMEONE CALLING YOU OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?'

[alesh101]

HAPPY O'COURSE. ALWAYS HAPPY WITH THE VIBRATING.

[aceofhadeon]

ALWAYS HAPPY WITH THE VIBRATING.

ARE YOU REALLY? LOL THAT JUST MADE ME THINK OF RAIL'S JIGGLY ROBS GIF.

[alesh101]

YEP, I'M EASY.

RAIL'S GIF IS GENIUS!

[aceofhadeon]

BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS GUY WOULD KEEP THE PHONE DOWN THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS AND ON VIBRATE JUST IN CASE MARIAN CALLED.

OBVIOUSLY! EASIEST PLACE TO GET AT, TOO. JUST UNDO THE LACES AND VOILA! OR JUST LEAVE IT THERE.

[alesh101]

HE'D STEAL VAISEY'S PHONE AND CALL HIMSELF JUST FOR THE SHEER FUN OF IT.

[thymelady]

MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU'VE MADE MY DAY WITH THE IDEA OF WHERE GUY KEEPS HIS BUZZING PHONE!!

[01cheers]

ROFL!

...AND THEN, OF COURSE, VASEY WOULD CATCH HIM!