GUY HAS BEEN (WILL BE) INTRODUCED TO DRUNK-DIALING THANKS TO ALLAN, SPOOKS AND 01 CHEERS. I'LL GIVE YOU THE BEGINNING AND THE INEVITABLE END, YOU FILL IN THE MIDDLE WITH WHATEVER AND WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE.
I THINK THE MEDIEVAL VERSION OF DRUNK DIALLING WOULD BE SHOWING UP AT SOMEONE'S DOOR/WINDOW? IN WHICH CASE:
GUY: *SHOWS UP* MARIAN! MARIAAAAAAN *GIGGLES* MARIAN: GUY, WHAT- GUY: I JUSHT- I WAS THINKING - I WAS HAVING A DRINK, AND A THINK - A DRINKY THINK *CHUCKLES TO SELF* MARIAN: GUY, ARE YOU - GUY: *SUDDENLY STANDING ERECT* NO. NO. *WITH A SWEEPING GESTURE THAT AIMS TO BE CONVINCING (BUT ISN'T)* NOT AT ALLLLL. MARIAN: WHAT DO YOU WA- I MEAN, WHAT HAVE YOU COME HERE TO SAY? GUY: WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THE STARS AND WAS THINKING... MARIAN: YES... GUY: YOU'RE LIKE A STAR, MARIAN. NOT SHINY, BUT VERY PRETTY. *PAUSE* THOUGH SOMETIMES YOU WEAR THINGS THAT...SORT OF...TWINKLE. IN THE SUN. JEWELLERY. MARIAN: THAT'S VERY NICE, GUY. (PAUSE) GUY: IT'S COLD OUT HERE. MARIAN: YES. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO AND PUT A SHIRT ON. GUY: OH...YES...IT GOT LOST...ON THE WAY HERE. I THINK. *PAUSE* MARIAN? MARIAN: YES, GUY? GUY: CAN I COME IN? WHERE IT'S WARMER? MARIAN: YES... GUY: REALLY? *OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG* MARIAN: YOU CAN SLEEP BY THE FIRE
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MARIAN: YES. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO AND PUT A SHIRT ON. GUY: OH...YES...IT GOT LOST...ON THE WAY HERE. I THINK. *PAUSE* MARIAN? MARIAN: YES, GUY? GUY: CAN I COME IN? WHERE IT'S WARMER? MARIAN: YES... GUY: REALLY? *OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG*
*GUY: *SUDDENLY STANDING ERECT* * FORGIVE MY DIRTY MIND... I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT BUT I HAVE A TEENAGE BRAIN :O
GREAT EXCHANGE! GIGGLY!DRUNK!GUY IS MORE FUN THAN MOPEY!DRUNK!GUY ! AND HE FINDS HIMSELF PRESUMABLY IN MARIAN ROOM BY THE FIREPLACE - MAYBE GETTING DRUNK AND LOSING SHIRT WAS AN INGENIOUS SCHEME AFTER ALL? ;)
GUY: *SHOWS UP* MARIAN! MARIAAAAAAN *GIGGLES*
MARIAN: GUY, WHAT-
GUY: I JUSHT- I WAS THINKING - I WAS HAVING A DRINK, AND A THINK - A DRINKY THINK *CHUCKLES TO SELF*
MARIAN: GUY, ARE YOU -
GUY: *SUDDENLY STANDING ERECT* NO. NO. *WITH A SWEEPING GESTURE THAT AIMS TO BE CONVINCING (BUT ISN'T)* NOT AT ALLLLL.
MARIAN: WHAT DO YOU WA- I MEAN, WHAT HAVE YOU COME HERE TO SAY?
GUY: WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THE STARS AND WAS THINKING...
MARIAN: YES...
GUY: YOU'RE LIKE A STAR, MARIAN. NOT SHINY, BUT VERY PRETTY. *PAUSE* THOUGH SOMETIMES YOU WEAR THINGS THAT...SORT OF...TWINKLE. IN THE SUN. JEWELLERY.
MARIAN: THAT'S VERY NICE, GUY. (PAUSE)
GUY: IT'S COLD OUT HERE.
MARIAN: YES. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO AND PUT A SHIRT ON.
GUY: OH...YES...IT GOT LOST...ON THE WAY HERE. I THINK. *PAUSE* MARIAN?
MARIAN: YES, GUY?
GUY: CAN I COME IN? WHERE IT'S WARMER?
MARIAN: YES...
GUY: REALLY? *OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG*
MARIAN: YOU CAN SLEEP BY THE FIRE ( ... )
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MARIAN: YES. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO AND PUT A SHIRT ON.
GUY: OH...YES...IT GOT LOST...ON THE WAY HERE. I THINK. *PAUSE* MARIAN?
MARIAN: YES, GUY?
GUY: CAN I COME IN? WHERE IT'S WARMER?
MARIAN: YES...
GUY: REALLY? *OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG*
LOOOLZ! IF ONLY THIS HAD HAPPENED IN THE SHOW.
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FORGIVE MY DIRTY MIND... I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT BUT I HAVE A TEENAGE BRAIN :O
GREAT EXCHANGE! GIGGLY!DRUNK!GUY IS MORE FUN THAN MOPEY!DRUNK!GUY ! AND HE FINDS HIMSELF PRESUMABLY IN MARIAN ROOM BY THE FIREPLACE - MAYBE GETTING DRUNK AND LOSING SHIRT WAS AN INGENIOUS SCHEME AFTER ALL? ;)
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YOU SO HAVE TO WRITE THIS AS A FIC. :-D
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