DRUNK-DIALING

Sep 29, 2009 16:50

GUY HAS BEEN (WILL BE) INTRODUCED TO DRUNK-DIALING THANKS TO ALLAN, SPOOKS AND 01 CHEERS. I'LL GIVE YOU THE BEGINNING AND THE INEVITABLE END, YOU FILL IN THE MIDDLE WITH WHATEVER AND WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE.

YOUR TURN... )

adolescent humour; behind the scenes; i

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lalumena September 30 2009, 07:27:10 UTC
I THINK THE MEDIEVAL VERSION OF DRUNK DIALLING WOULD BE SHOWING UP AT SOMEONE'S DOOR/WINDOW? IN WHICH CASE:

GUY: *SHOWS UP* MARIAN! MARIAAAAAAN *GIGGLES*
MARIAN: GUY, WHAT-
GUY: I JUSHT- I WAS THINKING - I WAS HAVING A DRINK, AND A THINK - A DRINKY THINK *CHUCKLES TO SELF*
MARIAN: GUY, ARE YOU -
GUY: *SUDDENLY STANDING ERECT* NO. NO. *WITH A SWEEPING GESTURE THAT AIMS TO BE CONVINCING (BUT ISN'T)* NOT AT ALLLLL.
MARIAN: WHAT DO YOU WA- I MEAN, WHAT HAVE YOU COME HERE TO SAY?
GUY: WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THE STARS AND WAS THINKING...
MARIAN: YES...
GUY: YOU'RE LIKE A STAR, MARIAN. NOT SHINY, BUT VERY PRETTY. *PAUSE* THOUGH SOMETIMES YOU WEAR THINGS THAT...SORT OF...TWINKLE. IN THE SUN. JEWELLERY.
MARIAN: THAT'S VERY NICE, GUY. (PAUSE)
GUY: IT'S COLD OUT HERE.
MARIAN: YES. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO AND PUT A SHIRT ON.
GUY: OH...YES...IT GOT LOST...ON THE WAY HERE. I THINK. *PAUSE* MARIAN?
MARIAN: YES, GUY?
GUY: CAN I COME IN? WHERE IT'S WARMER?
MARIAN: YES...
GUY: REALLY? *OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG*
MARIAN: YOU CAN SLEEP BY THE FIRE ( ... )

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queerlyobscure September 30 2009, 11:32:14 UTC
LMAO. I ESPECIALLY LIKE THAT GUY IS SHIRTLESS :D.

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aceofhadeon September 30 2009, 14:56:47 UTC
THIS IS PROBABLY AMAZINGLY ACCURATE. BEST PART:

MARIAN: YES. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO AND PUT A SHIRT ON.
GUY: OH...YES...IT GOT LOST...ON THE WAY HERE. I THINK. *PAUSE* MARIAN?
MARIAN: YES, GUY?
GUY: CAN I COME IN? WHERE IT'S WARMER?
MARIAN: YES...
GUY: REALLY? *OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG*

LOOOLZ! IF ONLY THIS HAD HAPPENED IN THE SHOW.

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01cheers September 30 2009, 21:44:09 UTC
*GUY: *SUDDENLY STANDING ERECT* *
FORGIVE MY DIRTY MIND... I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT BUT I HAVE A TEENAGE BRAIN :O

GREAT EXCHANGE! GIGGLY!DRUNK!GUY IS MORE FUN THAN MOPEY!DRUNK!GUY ! AND HE FINDS HIMSELF PRESUMABLY IN MARIAN ROOM BY THE FIREPLACE - MAYBE GETTING DRUNK AND LOSING SHIRT WAS AN INGENIOUS SCHEME AFTER ALL? ;)

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lalumena October 1 2009, 03:02:27 UTC
♥ I OFFERED MY SERVICES TO TIGER ASPECT BUT SADLY THEY DECLINED. THEY DID NOT LIKE MY SUGGESTIONS FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

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aceofhadeon October 1 2009, 05:41:44 UTC
BECAUSE YOURS TOTALLY PWNED THEIR SAD EXCUSE FOR "DEVELOPMENT/KILLING OFF ALL THE CHARACTERS." THEY DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE THEIR JOBS.

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ladykate63 October 2 2009, 05:27:18 UTC
OMGOMGOMGOMG!

YOU SO HAVE TO WRITE THIS AS A FIC. :-D

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aceofhadeon October 2 2009, 05:31:59 UTC
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. THIS SO NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

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