DRUNK-DIALING
GUY HAS BEEN (WILL BE) INTRODUCED TO DRUNK-DIALING THANKS TO ALLAN, SPOOKS AND 01 CHEERS. I'LL GIVE YOU THE BEGINNING AND THE INEVITABLE END, YOU FILL IN THE MIDDLE WITH WHATEVER AND WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE.
( YOUR TURN... )
( YOUR TURN... )
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GUY LURCHES INTO VAIZEY'S BEDCHAMBER AT 3AM.
G: VAIZE, WEGOTTAHAVATALKBOUTSOMETHIN'.
V: *SUDDENLY AWAKE* GISBORNE! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
G: LLLOOOOK, VAIZE, I'VE BEEN WORKIN' FOR YA FOR... *TRIES TO THINK, NEARLY FALLS OVER* ...A LONG TIMENOW, AN' YOU DON' 'PREE... 'PREESH... 'PREESHIATE ME. *NODS RIGHTEOUSLY*
V: YOU'RE SLOBBERING DRUNK AND WOKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. OF COURSE, I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT.
G: *GESTURES WILDLY* SEE? TOL' YOU. AN' THA'S NOFAIR.
V: *LAYS BACK DOWN* WHY DON'T YOU GO BOTHER MARIAN OR SOMEBODY? JUST GET. OUT.
G: *MUTTERS* SHE TOL' ME T'BOTHER YOU. WISH YOULOT WOULD MAKE UP YOUR MINDS.
V: MARIAN TOLD YOU TO BOTHER ME? WELL, WE'LL SEE HOW SHE LIKES BEING LOCKED IN HER ROOM FOR A DAY.
G: *STAGGERS OVER TO THE BED, FLOPPING DOWN WITH HIS FACE ON VAIZEY'S KNEE* I DON' THINK SH'LIKES ME... *SNIFFLES*
V: *DISTASTEFULLY* I DON'T PARTICULARLY LIKE YOU, EITHER, YOU YOU'VE STILL WOUND UP IN MY BED. I'M SURE YOU CAN FIND A WAY TO WIND UP IN HER BED. *TRIES TO SHOVE HIM OFF*
G: *SNIFFLES MORE* DON' MAKEME GO... PLEEZE... *SOBS*
V: *LOOKS SKYWARD; REALIZES THERE'S NO HELP FOR HIM THERE AND NEVER WILL BE*
G: *SNIFFLE, HICCUP* HOLD ME?
V: GUARDS!
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PRICELESS!
GREAT EXCHANGE. BTW IN AN INSTANCE OF MINDMELD I WAS THINKING ALONG SIMILAR LINES TODAY BUT KEPT TO THE MAGICAL CELL PHONE CONVENTION (SEE BELOW)
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