ALAS, ALACK, AND SIMILAR.

[lalumena]

I CALL TO YOUR ATTENTION THE SAD BAHLEETING OF THE EPIC MACRO-FILLED POST OF JOY THAT WAS ONCE BELOW. TO ASSUAGE THE GRIEF SOMEWHAT I SHALL POST SNIPPETS BELOW. RAID YOUR EMAIL INBOXES AND ADD TO THE FUN.

lalumena: OH MY GOSH HAECVIR WHERE IS YOUR SENSITIVITY? DID IT DIE WITH MARIAN?

haecvir: I'M VERY SENSITIVE, I'M ALLERGIC TO BAD CLOTHING AND THUS, I BREAK

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[starbuck_a_dale]

OH GOD, I EMPTIED MY INBOX ALREADY D: D: D:

I AM FOOL.

STILL, NICE TO KNOW WE'RE HELPING TO HEAL THE SICK!

BRB CHECKING TRASH FOLDER

[starbuck_a_dale]

OMG THEY ARE ALL STILL THERE! EPIC. HERE'S A GOOD START:

[lalumena]

WELL AIN'T THAT ~SORT OF BEAUTIFUL, Y'ALL.

(ALAS I CANNOT SEE THE VID BECAUSE MY INTERNET AT THE HOSTEL IS SLOWER THAN A TURD THROUGH TREACLE.)

[starbuck_a_dale]

LOL IT IS A CATCHPRASE FROM WONDERSHOWZEN. IT IS A FIVE YOUR OLD AFRICAN AMERICAN CHILD SAYING "THAT'S RACIST!"

HERE'S A JOKE I WAS DYING TO ASK IF YOU KNOW WHO HAD A PROBLEM WITH, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO START AN EPIC FLAMEWAR.

"WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK MAN FLYING A PLANE? A PILOT, YOU RACIST"

[starbuck_a_dale]

HERE'S A FUN COMPARISON THEN I'M GONNA SHUT UP AND LET OTHER PEOPLE HAVE A TURN.

FIRST COMMENT IN RESPONSE TO MY WORRY THAT PEOPLE NOW THINK I'M RACIST:

"I DON'T THINK ANYONE *IS* A RACIST AND I DON'T THINK YOU'VE SAID ANYTHING RACIST. BUT THERE HAVE BEEN A COUPLE SKEEVY TUCK COMMENTS ON THE COMM, IT'S TRUE.

ANYWAY <3 THE COMM."

FINAL COMMENT OF YOUKNOWWHO BEFORE BAHLEETION:

"AS TO HOW EVIL I WAS FOR DARING TO SAY YOU COULD REALLY USE A NO RACISM RULE, WHICH YOU TOTALLY COULD BECAUSE SOME OF THE PEOPLE HERE LET THEIR RACISM SHOW SOMETIMES, IT'S ALL SO OLD"

/FANDOM_WANK, CAPSLOCK HOOD EDITION

[phadria]

OH I SO NEARLY LOWER CASED JUST THERE
... DONT THINK I'D HAVE WITHSTOOD THE SHAME

ANYWAYS, YOU'RE NOT RASCIST IF YOU HATE E V E R Y B O D Y
AS LONG AS YOU HATE THEM ALL EQUALLY. LOL

HAS ANYBODY NOTICED THAT THIS FANDOM IS RELATIVELY UNHEARD OF ON FANDOM WANK?
...PERHAPS WE SHOULD TAKE STEPS TO RECTIFY THIS?

[starbuck_a_dale]

GOD NO I'M SURE WE DIDN'T.

OUR FANDOM IS WAY TOO MINOR AND WE WERE ALL RELATIVELY WELL BEHAVED. IF THERE'D BEEN EPIC FLOUNCING (WELL MORE THAN THE OP) AND DEATH THREATS, THEN MAYBE.

I WAS JUST PRESENTING IN F_W STYLEE

[haecvir]

WE WERE ACTUALLY HALF-NICE AT FIRST. DOES ANYONE HAVE HIS FIRST COMMENT WHERE HE ADMITTED THE ISSUE WAS SOMEONE SAYING TUCK HAD GOOGLY EYES?

HERE IS THE CONVO FROM WHEN I STARTED:

ME:GOOGLY EYES?

HIM: YEP. PART OF CLASSIC CARICATURE - CHECK HERE FOR STARTERS: http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/topics/Blackface

I'M AT WORK OR WOULD DO BETTER WITH LINKS FOR YOU...

AND IN A SECOND FUCKING POST, AS IF I WAS TOO DUMB TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT

PS IN LAST LINK LOOK UNDER SECTION TITLED "DARKY ICONOGRAPHY"

ME:
WOW, I DID NOT KNOW THAT. I THINK EVERY CHILD IN AMERICA HAS USED GOOGLY EYES ON PROJECTS. JUST LOOK AT THESE LITTLE RACISTS. THIS IS SICK. SOMEONE SHOULD ALERT THE ACLU

[starbuck_a_dale]

I SAID THIS RE: "SKEEVY COMMENTS ABT TUCK"

I'M SURE THEY WEREN'T MEANT OFFENSIVELY. ALTHOUGH IT MIGHT APPEAR THAT WE'RE ALL RUDE AND IMMATURE, WE WOULDN'T STAND FOR ANY KIND OF ~ISM, BE IT SEX, RACE OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF.

EXCEPT FEMINISM. WE LIKE THAT.

THEN HE SAID:

YES PEOPLE NEVER MEAN TO BE RACIST! BUT "GOOGLY EYES" ABOUT A BLACK ACTOR CAN CAUSE OFFENSE, REGARDLESS OF HOW IT WAS MEANT. IT'S THE HISTORY OF THE TERM.

I THINK YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME, ,MY POST WAS MEANT AS A PLUG. I WOULD BE A VERY LONESOME RH FAN IF NOT FOR Y'ALL.

[haecvir]

I LOVE THAT SO MUCH.

"I THINK YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.. APART FROM THE FACT THAT YOU ARE RACISTS"

[starbuck_a_dale]

OH MY GOD I LOVE IT

I'M SO SENSITIVE I PUT THE 'SENSUAL' BACK INTO 'NON-CONSENSUAL'

I MIGHT HAVE TO GET THAT TATOOED ON MY ARSE

[an_lagat_glas]

I ACTUALLY HAD THIS PAGE OPEN WHEN IT WAS DELETED SO I HAVE ALL OFF IT EXCEPT THE BIG NESTED THREADS (WHICH HAD SOME OF THE BEST COMMENTS, UNFORTUNATELY). BUT HERE'S THIS:

(MAYBE THIS STARTED WITH MR. BANNED, IDK)
HULAMOTH: NO YOU DON'T. DON'T LIE. YOU HATE WOMEN.
STARBUCK: ALL OF THEM EXCEPT YOU. AND THE OTHER WOMEN ON THIS COMM, NATCH.
STARBUCK: I'M A SELF-HATING WOMAN
HULAMOTH: THAT'S WHY YOU LIKE BDSM
STARBUCK: OMG DOKTOR FREUD I'M CURED
HAECVIR: HOW MANY FREUDIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? 2, ONE TO CHANGE THE BULB AND ONE TO HOLD MY PENIS. I MEAN LADDER. TO CHANGE THE LADDER.

AND THEN HAECVIR HAD THAT AWESOME GIF OF ROBIN HOOD WEARING A PICNIC BLANKET SPREADING RAINBOWS.

[phadria]

AND ONE TO HOLD MY PENIS. I MEAN LADDER. TO CHANGE THE LADDER.
LOL SAY ONE THING AND MEAN MY MOTHER... ER... THE OTHER
THE MORE I READ ABOUT THIS KERFLUFFLE THE MORE CONFUSED I GET...

[an_lagat_glas]

[phadria]

OH THIS IS JUST MADE OF WIN! HA HA
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SEE IT STILL LAUGH

[endcredits]

AND NOW I'M PICTURING MARIAN STUMBLING AROUND ALL BOWED OVER LIKE GOLLUM. MAYBE WEARING A CLOAK. AND THEN GUY GOES TO KICK HER OUT OF HIS WAY AND SHE SUDDENLY STANDS UP AND IS LOOKIN' HAWT AND SWORD-READY AND IS ALL 'BITCH I AM BACK. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?'

I WOULD SELL MY RIGHT ARM/FIRST-BORN CHILD/KIDNEY [DELETE AS APPLICABLE] TO SEE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN ON MY TELLYBOX.

ON THE ROCKAGE FRONT: EVEN IF THE SHOW WERE TEN TIMES MORE AWFUL, THE FANDOM WOULD STILL BE WORTH WALLOWING IN FOR THE CAPSLOCKSLEY HILARITY. (WELL, YES, OKAY - AND THE ARMITAGE CHESTICLES.)