ALAS, ALACK, AND SIMILAR.

[lalumena]

I CALL TO YOUR ATTENTION THE SAD BAHLEETING OF THE EPIC MACRO-FILLED POST OF JOY THAT WAS ONCE BELOW. TO ASSUAGE THE GRIEF SOMEWHAT I SHALL POST SNIPPETS BELOW. RAID YOUR EMAIL INBOXES AND ADD TO THE FUN.

lalumena: OH MY GOSH HAECVIR WHERE IS YOUR SENSITIVITY? DID IT DIE WITH MARIAN?

haecvir: I'M VERY SENSITIVE, I'M ALLERGIC TO BAD CLOTHING AND THUS, I BREAK

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[starbuck_a_dale]

OMG THEY ARE ALL STILL THERE! EPIC. HERE'S A GOOD START:





AND SOMETHING NEW IN HONOUR OF PEOPLE WHOSE MOUTHS WRITE CHEQUES THAT THEIR ASSES CAN'T CATCH, AND BOAST ABOUT HOW OLD THEY ARE WHILST LOSING AN ARGUMENT IN CAPSLOCK

[lalumena]

WELL AIN'T THAT ~SORT OF BEAUTIFUL, Y'ALL.

(ALAS I CANNOT SEE THE VID BECAUSE MY INTERNET AT THE HOSTEL IS SLOWER THAN A TURD THROUGH TREACLE.)

[starbuck_a_dale]

LOL IT IS A CATCHPRASE FROM WONDERSHOWZEN. IT IS A FIVE YOUR OLD AFRICAN AMERICAN CHILD SAYING "THAT'S RACIST!"

HERE'S A JOKE I WAS DYING TO ASK IF YOU KNOW WHO HAD A PROBLEM WITH, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO START AN EPIC FLAMEWAR.

"WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK MAN FLYING A PLANE? A PILOT, YOU RACIST"

[starbuck_a_dale]

OIC LOL DID I NEVER SAY THE PUNCHLINE!

GOOD CHRIST. THANK FUCK THOSE THINGS ARE SO LONG ONLY A TOTAL PEDANT WOULD......

OH.

[starbuck_a_dale]

HERE'S SOME MORE UN EMBADDABLE WONDERSHOWZEN FYT