ALAS, ALACK, AND SIMILAR.

[lalumena]

I CALL TO YOUR ATTENTION THE SAD BAHLEETING OF THE EPIC MACRO-FILLED POST OF JOY THAT WAS ONCE BELOW. TO ASSUAGE THE GRIEF SOMEWHAT I SHALL POST SNIPPETS BELOW. RAID YOUR EMAIL INBOXES AND ADD TO THE FUN.

lalumena: OH MY GOSH HAECVIR WHERE IS YOUR SENSITIVITY? DID IT DIE WITH MARIAN?

haecvir: I'M VERY SENSITIVE, I'M ALLERGIC TO BAD CLOTHING AND THUS, I BREAK

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[an_lagat_glas]

I ACTUALLY HAD THIS PAGE OPEN WHEN IT WAS DELETED SO I HAVE ALL OFF IT EXCEPT THE BIG NESTED THREADS (WHICH HAD SOME OF THE BEST COMMENTS, UNFORTUNATELY). BUT HERE'S THIS:

(MAYBE THIS STARTED WITH MR. BANNED, IDK)
HULAMOTH: NO YOU DON'T. DON'T LIE. YOU HATE WOMEN.
STARBUCK: ALL OF THEM EXCEPT YOU. AND THE OTHER WOMEN ON THIS COMM, NATCH.
STARBUCK: I'M A SELF-HATING WOMAN
HULAMOTH: THAT'S WHY YOU LIKE BDSM
STARBUCK: OMG DOKTOR FREUD I'M CURED
HAECVIR: HOW MANY FREUDIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? 2, ONE TO CHANGE THE BULB AND ONE TO HOLD MY PENIS. I MEAN LADDER. TO CHANGE THE LADDER.

AND THEN HAECVIR HAD THAT AWESOME GIF OF ROBIN HOOD WEARING A PICNIC BLANKET SPREADING RAINBOWS.

[phadria]

AND ONE TO HOLD MY PENIS. I MEAN LADDER. TO CHANGE THE LADDER.
LOL SAY ONE THING AND MEAN MY MOTHER... ER... THE OTHER
THE MORE I READ ABOUT THIS KERFLUFFLE THE MORE CONFUSED I GET...

[an_lagat_glas]

[phadria]

OH THIS IS JUST MADE OF WIN! HA HA
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SEE IT STILL LAUGH

[an_lagat_glas]

I JUST UPLOADED ALL MY MACROS. I AM READY FOR THE NEXT IDJIT.

: D

[lalumena]

I AM A LITTLE AFEARED OF YOU RIGHT NOW, NGL. I ONLY HOPE TO NOT FALL AFOUL OF YOUR MACRO-LADEN WRATH.

[an_lagat_glas]

I DOUBT THAT WOULD HAPPEN. YOU ARE A SWEETHEART : )

(NGL?)

NICE SUSPICIOUS ICON, BTW

[lalumena]

AW WELL THANK YOU. AND MARIANNE IS INDEED SUSPICIOUS NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, SHE'S WATCHING ELINOR AND EDWARD FLIRT I DO BELIEVE.

NGL=NOT GONNA LIE. (URBANDICTIONARY.COM, BRILLIANT THING. THIS IS NOT ME HASSLING YOU, ONLY RECOMMENDING IT FOR BOTH INTERNET SLANG AND THOSE FUTURE TIMES WHEN YOU HEAR SLANG THAT YOU SUSPECT IS DIRTY SO IT'S EMBARRASSING TO ASK WHAT IT MEANS...SORT OF LIKE WHEN MY MOTHER ASKED ME WHAT MILF MEANT.)

[an_lagat_glas]

I NEVER REMEMBER TO USE THAT. THANK YOU.

OH DEAR, THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLY AWKWARD.

[an_lagat_glas]

I DON'T REMEMBER SPECIFIC COMMENTS NOW BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS WHEN IR WAS STILL POSTING SRSLY AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS POINTING AND LAUGHING.

[an_lagat_glas]

THIS SEEMS LIKE A CLASSIC CASE OF 'NOT GETTING IT' COMBINED WITH INTERNET:SRS BZNSS. (DID THEY EVEN HAVE BLACKFACE IN THE UK? BECAUSE THIS SMACKS OF AN AMERICAN APPLYING AMERICAN ISSUES TO A BRIT WATCHING A BRITISH SHOW)

ALSO, MAYBE HE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN CHECKING THE E-MAIL THAT WAS ASSOCIATED WITH FANDOM AT WORK IF IT BOTHERED HIM?

THIS COMMENT IS TOO SERIOUS, HERE'S A MACRO

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I AM ACTUALLY MENTALLY SCARRED BY THIS. RPATTZ, WHEN WAS POSING LIKE AN UNDERAGE RENTBOY EVER A GOOD IDEA? (IS IT A MANIP? O GOD. HELP ME. IT LOOKS TOO REAL TO BE A MANIP! I MAY NEVER SLEEP AGAIN UNLESS I DISCOVER THE TRUTH!)

[an_lagat_glas]

I AM ACTUALLY MENTALLY SCARRED BY THIS

THEN I HAVE DONE MY JOB.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, I STOLE IT OFF THE INTERNETS.

[lalumena]

I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT IT IS AN ACTUAL MODELLING PHOTO FROM RPATTZ: THE EARLY YEARS. AS HE PUTS IT, ONCE HE STARTED LOOKING LESS LIKE AN ANDROGYNE THEY WERE LESS INTERESTED IN HIM.