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If I were a thing on a list...
If I were a...
If I were a month, I’d be Four weeks long
If I were a day of the week, I’d be tomorrow.
If I were a time of day, I’d be late
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto a lot like Pluto but larger and a planet
If I were a sea animal, I’d be drying out.
If I were a direction, I’d be the wrong way.
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fucked up schoolgirl crush is fucked up
Oh God.
Having the emotional age of a nine year old: I have a crush on my history teacher.
Being a mature and well adjusted young woman I have taken to expressing this by bullying playing practical jokes on him.
He's a little OCD and I had great fun before Christmas turning the tables around in his classroom so that the grain of the wood went the " ( Read more... ) -
Thanks File destructor!!
Ah, I've had a whole extra week of time to do my English c/wk
~THANKS SNOW! ~
The essay is on Women in Hamlet and Macbeth ...unf.
Forsooth I am all overeth this shit like a pox
I mean...Lady Mac? Ophelia? This shit writes itself! Throw in some Queen Lizzy the previous and I'm utterly yours you pernicious wench!
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i finished the snood!
I just finshed knitting my snood! hooray!
i am so wearing it right now
...i do feel a bit like that episode of The Big Bang Theory, when Sheldon -the one that looks like a praying mantis- goes a bit mental after being sacked and for some reason i think builds a loom... and wanders aimlessly around his flat wearing some sort of hooded poncho...
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Argh!
Okay, so I had to move house again on Saturday.
I don't even want to discuss it.
I spent most of my Friday packing time making my sister a "mugwump" for her 27th birthday so I had to stay up all night sorting out all my shit.
( ...a mugwump is a sort of sockmonster. )
