Is it on now? Goddamn thing doesn't--[static, fumbling sounds of metal on wood]--here we go.
[And now video is on. LOOK AT THIS GUY, C&C, IN HIS OBVIOUSLY CEREMONIAL MILITARY UNIFORM. He is sitting at a nice, clean desk, glowering at the camera like someone who is glowering pretty hard. Those of you who watch the news or like, don't live under a
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But I will be helping with the evacuation as well.
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I have no useful powers to offer. However, I have a great deal of military training and experience. I have no doubt that counts for something.
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Absolutely. It doesn't matter whether someone can shit rainbows, pardon my French, if they can't handle a war zone.
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Clearly a product of the military industrial complex. In any other situation, I'd have to be your enemy!
[but he deflates]
...In this one, there are innocent lives at stake! I'll leave your capitalist warmongering ways aside for now and offer up my services as a teleporter in getting those civilians out of the HIVE.
[and he pans the device to show...he's already on the outskirts of Los Angeles]
I'm already here. Just tell me where I'm needed most. I'll decide if you're right about that, though.
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The people of [HERE IS THE NAME OF A PRETTY BIGASS AND NOTABLY GRODY NEIGHBORHOOD WHICH THE MILITARY HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO PENETRATE YET] urgently need a [hesitance; the word is still unaccustomed and kind of weird!] teleporter. Make sure not to appear in the streets--but I'm sure I don't need to tell you that, Comrade.
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[Something glittery starts to expand around him, and then the device shuts off.]
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