where is shatterstar when we need him i mean really people

[generalbadass]

Is it on now? Goddamn thing doesn't--[static, fumbling sounds of metal on wood]--here we go.

[And now video is on. LOOK AT THIS GUY, C&C, IN HIS OBVIOUSLY CEREMONIAL MILITARY UNIFORM. He is sitting at a nice, clean desk, glowering at the camera like someone who is glowering pretty hard. Those of you who watch the news or like, don't live under a

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[spadassin]

I approve.

[generalbadass]

Approval won't get civilians out of dodge, but thank you, ma'am.

[spadassin]

Please, do not call me ma'am. It makes me feel older than I already am.

But I will be helping with the evacuation as well.

[generalbadass]

[ignores the first part because he's an unintentionally paternalistic dick] Excellent. Either report to the Fort--or you've been there for the last day and a half, in which case, well. Godspeed.

[spadassin]

And the same to you, General.