where is shatterstar when we need him i mean really people

[generalbadass]

Is it on now? Goddamn thing doesn't--[static, fumbling sounds of metal on wood]--here we go.

[And now video is on. LOOK AT THIS GUY, C&C, IN HIS OBVIOUSLY CEREMONIAL MILITARY UNIFORM. He is sitting at a nice, clean desk, glowering at the camera like someone who is glowering pretty hard. Those of you who watch the news or like, don't live under a

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[Voice]

[generalbadass]

Tell me what your capabilities are and I'll tell you if we can use them.

[Voice]

[generalbadass]

That may be useless in the line of fire, but the refugees are going to need medical assistance.

[Voice]

[generalbadass]

[He just gives the locations of two new little "refugee" camp things! Which I am... way too California-illiterate to make up myself, tbh, FUCKING WEST COAST HOW DOES IT WORK.]