ITP: Slow News Day

[me_fuckyeah]

So, completely anonymous. Serious poll, how much do you masturbate?

C'mon, it's a slow news day!

(CRASHING FOR THE NIGHT! But, I will pick up tomorrow. ♥)

Comments

[me_fuckyeah]

I don't think it's been asked yet.

And if it has, I wasn't there for it!

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, obviously people are still embarrassed about this topic.

[lol_intertubes]

[just. looks at you.]

[me_fuckyeah]

[waiting expectantly]

You understand English? I can ask in Spanish too!

[lol_intertubes]

Why would you even ask such a question?

[me_fuckyeah]

Because I'm curious.

[telapathy]

That's disgusting.

[telapathy]

Too many of them, here! Jeez, doesn't this place encourage that kind of thing enough by itself?

[dasschlechtende]

. . . seriously?

[me_fuckyeah]

Why not?

[dasschlechtende]

Well how often do you masturbate?

[me_fuckyeah]

-- I asked first!

[my_kea]

...

[hasmessyhair]

[Oh hey you're the scary guy from before.]

Ah...is he your friend?

[my_kea]

...Ah...

[hasmessyhair]

He's a little...yeah.