ITP: Slow News Day

[me_fuckyeah]

So, completely anonymous. Serious poll, how much do you masturbate?

C'mon, it's a slow news day!

(CRASHING FOR THE NIGHT! But, I will pick up tomorrow. ♥)

Comments

[dasschlechtende]

. . . seriously?

[me_fuckyeah]

Why not?

[dasschlechtende]

Well how often do you masturbate?

[me_fuckyeah]

-- I asked first!

[dasschlechtende]

I'm older!

[me_fuckyeah]

So, I still asked first.

[dasschlechtende]

You totally asked the boring question anyway!

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, why haven't you answered yet?

[dasschlechtende]

Why don't you break the ice for people an answer first yourself?

[me_fuckyeah]

Are you scared to answer first?

[dasschlechtende]

No way. I've probably had sex more than you ever will--why would I care about talking about masturbation?

[me_fuckyeah]

You still haven't answered.

[dasschlechtende]

Oh, fine. Average amount, I guess?

[me_fuckyeah]

... Average for what age group? You're old.

[dasschlechtende]

I am not that old.

Few times a week if I'm not hospitalized.

[me_fuckyeah]

[TAKING DOWN NOTES]

Alright! Though, I guess I probably could have guessed if I looked at Freud or something.