ITP: Slow News Day

[me_fuckyeah]

So, completely anonymous. Serious poll, how much do you masturbate?

C'mon, it's a slow news day!

(CRASHING FOR THE NIGHT! But, I will pick up tomorrow. ♥)

Comments

[cureworsethan]

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[me_fuckyeah]

It's completely anonymous!

[cureworsethan]

That doesn't make me feel more like sharing, somehow.

[me_fuckyeah]

It's for science.

[egerly]

[GASP!]

[me_fuckyeah]

Wait-- don't-- hit me with something...!

[egerly]

Wh-- I wouldn't hit you! That would be almost as . . . uncouth as you asking that question!

[me_fuckyeah]

It's for science!

[nogoodb]

Wow. I'm trying to find something not creepy about this question.

[me_fuckyeah]

It's anonymous! I just don't have a phone to phone survey people. And signs get eaten by the vines.

[nogoodb]

I think it's less about the identity issue and more about the actual asking. You don't look like a member of the Kinsey Institute, so I can't help but wonder what a young fella like you wants to do with this information.

[me_fuckyeah]

Oh, I'm 234! So, that's no problem.

[me_fuckyeah]

I've been here almost two years. You totally get used to the dry period.

Sort of.

You forget about it.

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, yeah.

I'm a guy, you're a guy. You get it, right?

[nocturnemission]

Isn't that stuff supposed to be private, dude?

[me_fuckyeah]

No way, this is a deeply fascinating topic, and it's been studies since that old Austrian guy published a book!

[nocturnemission]

You read books about that? You're kinda starting to creep me out...

[me_fuckyeah]

It's required for psychology!

Besides, you're a echidna. That'd be creepy to ask an animal what they do. You can be exempt.