ITP: Slow News Day

[me_fuckyeah]

So, completely anonymous. Serious poll, how much do you masturbate?

C'mon, it's a slow news day!

(CRASHING FOR THE NIGHT! But, I will pick up tomorrow. ♥)

Comments

[nocturnemission]

Isn't that stuff supposed to be private, dude?

[me_fuckyeah]

No way, this is a deeply fascinating topic, and it's been studies since that old Austrian guy published a book!

[nocturnemission]

You read books about that? You're kinda starting to creep me out...

[me_fuckyeah]

It's required for psychology!

Besides, you're a echidna. That'd be creepy to ask an animal what they do. You can be exempt.

[nocturnemission]

Can't you just BS your answers on the tests?

And I'm not supposed to be one. I just ate a bad apple.

[me_fuckyeah]

[GASP]

Don't you have any integrity?!

[nocturnemission]

Uh... Not much, no.

[me_fuckyeah]

Wow, definitely not taking your answer. You'll exaggerate it and skew the results.

[nocturnemission]

I will not!

... I mean, I'm not answering anyway, so there!

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, that's alright, you're disqualified!

[nocturnemission]

Good! You won't get my precious fun-time data!

[me_fuckyeah]

Yeah, well, good luck Mr. Echidna!

[nocturnemission]

... Right.