ITP: Slow News Day

[me_fuckyeah]

So, completely anonymous. Serious poll, how much do you masturbate?

C'mon, it's a slow news day!

(CRASHING FOR THE NIGHT! But, I will pick up tomorrow. ♥)

Comments

[hasmessyhair]

WHY ARE YOU ASKING THIS?!

[me_fuckyeah]

Because it needed to be asked!

[hasmessyhair]

These things do not need to be asked!

[me_fuckyeah]

Why not?

[tsundeargodwhy]

A-Alfred-!

[dasschlechtende]

Repressed except when people touches him.

[totally talking about you here]

[tsundeargodwhy]

GILBERT!

[dasschlechtende]

Hahahahaha! You don't even deny it!

[butleroutofhell]

--That is hardly an appropriate question!!

[me_fuckyeah]

How is it inappropriate?!

[butleroutofhell]

Do you honestly think it's appropriate to ask about such private matters in public?!

[me_fuckyeah]

Well, it is anonymous!

[socioapathic]

Never.

[dasschlechtende]

[so I heard you telling my crow person thing that you are Sherlock Holmes]

. . . not even morning wood?

[socioapathic]

I do not receive nocturnal penile tumescence. At all.

[dasschlechtende]

... erectile dysfunction?

[andallthekittns]

Mn... once a day. Two or three times a day, when I was a girl. [ nods... ]

[dasschlechtende]

[. . . Greece as a girl...]

[andallthekittns]

[ blank stare. ]

[dasschlechtende]

[. . . no. no. I have to think about this.]