Well. Awesome.

Let's make this one different from the xanga. I'm drinking hot totties, which is hot tea, a little whiskey and honey. It coats the throat supposedly, but really I just see it as a good excuse to get tipsy while being sick.

I've been clean and sober for two weeks now. Life's getting boring, I'm getting itchy.

Ain't it strange?

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hero dies alone: haha you're going to a prom?
Humanbrood: Hell no
Humanbrood: Im just getting drunk and walking around the building.

You've just bumped into an installment of, "Arguing with myself."

"You ain't tufinuff to fight my ass."

"Yeah I am."

"No you isn't."

"Well lets go buddy."

"Yeah right! I bet you gots one of them fancy shotguns, I don't mess with rednecks ."

"Wait..I thought you were a redneck?"

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My adventure of burning down the McDonalds in Chicago is a very detailed and horrible story filled full of magic and answers to the very meaning of life. But that story is way to long so I'll tell you how I burnt down the McDonalds in Idaho. It was 1986; my new Pontiac seemed to lift to the sky every time I pressed the wheel. We were young, too ( Read more... )

This morning I woke up in a hot puddle of sweat on my bed, fuck it no need for a shower. I got up, slap on some clothes put my ninja memorabilia on and started off the day. This involved me sitting in front of the computer contemplating whether masturbation is a good or bad idea and how much time I would waste if I did settle on masturbating, so I ( Read more... )

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You know, I'm trying to be above the pretentious bullshit. I'm trying.

It'd be nice not to wake up.

Apologize for the angst. Just feel really stuck latley.