You've just bumped into an installment of, "Arguing with myself."
"You ain't tufinuff to fight my ass."
"Yeah I am."
"No you isn't."
"Well lets go buddy."
"Yeah right! I bet you gots one of them fancy shotguns, I don't mess with rednecks ."
"Wait..I thought you were a redneck?"
"No, I've just aqquired this accent over the past time I've stayed here in Kentucky. I'm originally from England."
"Oh..Wait..Wait..Huh."
"Well I guess I'll be on my round-about, cherio mate."
The End.
P.S. You won't beleive the fashion they have in Paris!