[Retroactively Warden Filtered]

This-- this? Is a bloody disgrace. I can't believe I'm even--

Alright.

Look.

I get that this is some... some kinda topsy turvy Willy Wonka world where nothing makes sense, but this is just absurd, even for "the Barge". Our genders should NOT have a negative impact on our ability to warden properly and ( Read more... )

[Warden Filter]
Is it really a good idea to allow an Inmate to stock the infirmary with potentially fatal potions? I mean, I know I'm not on staff there, but it seems a bit irresponsible to trust this man at face value, when he could poison the lot of us or-- worse yet-- let those ingredients fall into the wrong hands. I know a teenage wizard may ( Read more... )

I know I tried to detain or... kill some of you over the past week, so... I'm going to apologise.

Right here.

Sorry. It was completely inappropriate, not to mention unethical. I mean, really, what kind of lunatic interprets laws that way? I was like some sort of fascist version of--

Right, anyway, you've got no idea how relieved I am that I ( Read more... )