041 - The Sheriff Retires
I know I tried to detain or... kill some of you over the past week, so... I'm going to apologise.
Right here.
Sorry. It was completely inappropriate, not to mention unethical. I mean, really, what kind of lunatic interprets laws that way? I was like some sort of fascist version of--
Right, anyway, you've got no idea how relieved I am that I didn't hurt any of you.
[Added a little while later, after he throws back a few pints]
NO!
I take it back! I'm not sorry! It's not like I was in control of things-- I'm not gonna apologise for the Admiral's poor steering!
I mean, he crashed into a bloody planet, which should be a criminal offence! D'you know how many lives he's ruined? Not just our own, I'll tell you that much, 'cause I'm pretty sure some poor sod's just been landed in the stocks for a week for letting his kids run around on a Tuesday or something.
And I took a grandmum's savings.
Oh god...
[Added an hour later]
Why are we always the ones apologising for our behaviour during ports and floods when MOST OF THE TIME it's the Admiral who landed us in that situation in the first place and we don't even know who we are anymore?
I didn't do anything in the port. It was the Sheriff of Nottingham, who, by the way, thought up some things about the 'Queen' that I never, ever want to experience again-- no offence to the former Queen, but it was pretty messy and...
...
Yeah. I guess I should apologise for that one.
Sorry.
Right here.
Sorry. It was completely inappropriate, not to mention unethical. I mean, really, what kind of lunatic interprets laws that way? I was like some sort of fascist version of--
Right, anyway, you've got no idea how relieved I am that I didn't hurt any of you.
[Added a little while later, after he throws back a few pints]
NO!
I take it back! I'm not sorry! It's not like I was in control of things-- I'm not gonna apologise for the Admiral's poor steering!
I mean, he crashed into a bloody planet, which should be a criminal offence! D'you know how many lives he's ruined? Not just our own, I'll tell you that much, 'cause I'm pretty sure some poor sod's just been landed in the stocks for a week for letting his kids run around on a Tuesday or something.
And I took a grandmum's savings.
Oh god...
[Added an hour later]
Why are we always the ones apologising for our behaviour during ports and floods when MOST OF THE TIME it's the Admiral who landed us in that situation in the first place and we don't even know who we are anymore?
I didn't do anything in the port. It was the Sheriff of Nottingham, who, by the way, thought up some things about the 'Queen' that I never, ever want to experience again-- no offence to the former Queen, but it was pretty messy and...
...
Yeah. I guess I should apologise for that one.
Sorry.