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[009] [voice/action] The Boy Is Diverting Himself
[Artemis has kept up radio silence since the latest experiment ended--nearly a month ago. Perhaps he was too embarrassed or simply humiliated that he had been made to forget his own family. However at least some good came from the experiment: he had been reminded of the various ways he used to pass the time when he was back home. And now that he ( Read more... ) -
[008] [Action/Voice] The Boy Is Brooding
[Some grand Shift that turned out to be. Everyone was more confused than harmed or set back. Whatever or whoever was the source of these Shifts, they must have been running out of ideas if the best they could do was widespread perplexity. Hell, Kamui hadn't even realized anything had happened at first ( Read more... ) -
[007] [action] The Boy Is The Eighth One
[As if turning into a computer wasn't bad enough, Artemis is being further punished for keeping quiet and to himself and not commenting on the Malnosso's terrible choice in battle tactics. Because now, Artemis Fowl the Second has become one of the very things he has monitored for years: he's a kraken ( Read more... ) -
[006] [Voice/Action] The Boy Reads a Book
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Finally, the weather turns warm enough to prevent snowfall. Spending the entirety of the past few months indoors has taken a greater toll than I care to admit.
Not that I enjoy rain, though. I don't suppose the shop in town has any umbrellas left?
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[And since it's raining, what better thing to do than to the library and visit ( Read more... ) -
[005] [voice] the boy is a computer
[If one were to enter Artemis' apartment, they would come upon a very strange sight: a lemur sleeping next to a glowing blue cube. From the cube, a red laser-like beam is scanning around the room, and finally locks onto the journal kept in its place on the desk. Thank Frond, because Jay-Jay wasn't responding to any commands to move him to the ( Read more... ) -
[004] [action] the boy goes for a walk
[Ultimately, nothing good will come of Artemis hiding in his apartment and eating cereal, prepackaged sandwiches, and badly cooked pasta. He's spent the past month trying to get his bearings straight, watching the chatter over his journal, and trying to make sense of where he was. Thus far, his conclusions mostly lead nowhere. People live here ( Read more... ) -
[003] [audio] the boy returns
[The recording starts up, and Artemis begins speaking rather promptly. Apparently someone knows how to use the recording function now.]If anyone was at all harassed or otherwise bothered by an 'Orion Fowl', you have my sincere apologies. I was not aware of his existence until a few days ago ( Read more... ) -
[002] [audio] the boy is out to lunch
Is this thing recording? I can't see if the little light on...
[The sound of something tapping against the journal comes over the recording.] Ah! Well, we shall soon see if it is on or not. Right then ( Read more... ) -
[001] the boy wakes up - action
[Grass. Grass and sunlight and trees ( Read more... )