[002] [audio] the boy is out to lunch
Is this thing recording? I can't see if the little light on...
[The sound of something tapping against the journal comes over the recording.] Ah! Well, we shall soon see if it is on or not. Right then!
Good evening, lovely maidens of Luceti. I am afraid that very many of you, and I, have not been introduced. My name is Orion, and I wish to make each and every one of your acquaintances. What is a noble prince without his princess, after all?
Now, I hope you beauteous young ladies are not misreading my intentions--I am, after all, a gentleman. An evening out, perhaps dinner, with a fair lady's company is all someone as chaste as myself could possibly bring himself to ask for.
So! [He claps his hands once.] Who has an evening free?
((Artemis has been evented into his alternate personality Orion Fowl from The Atlantis Complex. Ladies beware, he thinks he's a knight in shining armor.))
[The sound of something tapping against the journal comes over the recording.] Ah! Well, we shall soon see if it is on or not. Right then!
Good evening, lovely maidens of Luceti. I am afraid that very many of you, and I, have not been introduced. My name is Orion, and I wish to make each and every one of your acquaintances. What is a noble prince without his princess, after all?
Now, I hope you beauteous young ladies are not misreading my intentions--I am, after all, a gentleman. An evening out, perhaps dinner, with a fair lady's company is all someone as chaste as myself could possibly bring himself to ask for.
So! [He claps his hands once.] Who has an evening free?
((Artemis has been evented into his alternate personality Orion Fowl from The Atlantis Complex. Ladies beware, he thinks he's a knight in shining armor.))